It's early morning
She's feeling HOT
I fan with palm leaves
It hits the spot

She says she needs me
She needs me bad
To scrub the toilets
And bathe her dad

The boss is hungry
She needs a treat
So give her choc'late
Then rub her feet

Her Sprite is low and
She'd like a massage
And when you're done you'll
Clean the garaaage

Here I am
Boss me like a servant, ma'am
Here I are
Say you'll let me wash your car

My body is burning
It starts to shout
(I'm laying tile and
It's time to grout)

I'm all worn out but
She's filled with desire
For someone to use her
Washer and dryer

The TV's calling
I have to go
It's time for my
Favorite show

She's shaking her head
She's down on her knees
That's right, she wants me
To help find her keys

Here I am
Boss me like a servant, ma'am
Here I be
Would you like a cup of tea?
Here I is
Now may I please take a whizz?
Here I am
Married as a little lamb