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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs and Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Green Eggs and Ham"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

The Dr. Seuss classic, reconstructed into a rock anthem
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Chorus (X2)
Sam I am!
I won't eat green eggs and ham!

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree.

Chorus (X4)

I won't eat green eggs and ham!

(solo)

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in car, Sam! Let me be!

I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Chorus (X4)

Sam I am!

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BentleyBro - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Green Eggs and Ham was my FAVORITE Dr. Seuss book. And I saw Animaniacs do a little joke with it in a Jack and the Beanstalk thing they did yesterday. And now I see a parody of one of my favorite songs from Guitar Hero 3 (and the Simpsons Game for the Nintendo DS) about it. :D Awesome job!
Old Man Ribber - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Way to jam. This ain't spam. mouselover's Green Eggs and Ham. ;D

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