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Song Parodies -> "I Must Drive 25"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Drive 55"

Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"I Must Drive 25"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

One foot on the brake, one head up my ass
I'm prone to panic; won't drive fast, no!
Don't care where you need to be
Ha ha loser you're stuck behind me

Well, I got my license in '65
The one when Lincoln was still alive
Horse and buggy; all that jive
And so I! Must! Drive!

Can't read signs; who needs that junk
Who cares long as I'm not drunk
It don't matter that I can't see
I'm old so the world revolves around me
I say yeah!

Been on the road since I was five
Henry Ford taught me how to drive
Might be awhile til we arrive
Because I! Must! Drive!

Well, I signaled my turn sometime last year
Don't know what they mean by "second gear"
So I won't speed up my car for you
Unless Paul Harvey tells me to
Oh Yeah!

When I wake up I am surprised
It's a miracle I'm still alive
But that don't mean that I can't drive
Oh but I! Must! Drive!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Lincoln - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Im putting the boot to the metal til the fat lady sings!
Melhi - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
What a small world! I just happen to be the poor schmuck who's always stuck behind you. ;)
Billy Florio - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, but if you liked this, read my "Everyday A**holes"
pkbites - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
"Well, I got my license in '65,The one when Lincoln was still alive" OhmyGod! That is funny!
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work, Man. LOL!
Rick D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Just read this one. Another overlooked gem.
Michael McVey - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You must have been to San Antonio. Let me be the first to tell you, your song is about THEIR driving! And since I recently moved from the Chicago area where it's more like "I must drive 85," you can imagine the clash between my driving habits and those of the locals. So, I! must! give! 5-5-5! -- MM
Agrinorfee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The reason why it took Sammy 16 hours to get to L.A. Very funny riposte to the OS. 555

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