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Song Parodies -> "Pump It (Foxy Loxy's rant)"

Original Song Title:

"Push It"

Original Performer:

Salt 'n' Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Pump It (Foxy Loxy's rant)"

Parody Written by:

Stupid Un-funny Idiot Who Thinks She's Funny

The Lyrics

It sucks, I know... What do you expect from a teenage girl who heard the song the first time on the radio straight after being forced to watch Chicken Little with her annoying cousin at an ungodly late hour of the night?
Foxy: Ah, pump it
Ah, pump it

Hit it!

Best baseball playah
Baseball playah
Best baseball playah
Baseball Playah

Just batter up!
Ah pump it
Just batter up!
Ah pump it
Just batter up!

Hey! Loser!
Foxy Loxy's here!

(Spoken) Dog Announcer: Acorns going for pennant
Ten home runs by Foxy Loxy
Victory 11 to 1

(Spoken) Newsreader: Young Foxy's been busted, s3x tape with Rover Fetchit
Enough said!

Foxy:
Foxy Loxy's here, so what I had s3x?
With my school principal
Not just by day but at night I work up a sweat
Stupid Cluck, recorded my shifty morals
But I'm still the princess of this town I'll let y'all know
Now pump it

Ah, pump it - Pump it up!
Ah, pump it - Pump it pump it!
Ah, pump it - Pump it up!
Ah, pump it - P-pump it pump it!

Hey! Oh!
Pump it up!

I'm the town sweetheart
Ce-le-bri-ty
Not anymore thanks to
Chic-ken Lo-ser

Chicken Loser, yo egg-drop
You, stole my place, got your first kiss
Better run off fast because I have PMS
Mahog'ny hair's grown back and I'm gonna regain my spot.
Move over!

I'm ticked off
Must get my re-venge

Y'in deep s**t

I'm really pi**ed!
I'm really pi**ed!
I'm really pi**ed!

Boy, you really got me bitter
My thingy hurts cause of Runt of the Litter

This bulls**t!
Got me pi**ed!

What, did you think you were doing?
You got me and that fat ugly pig scr**ing

God dammit!
God dammit!

God dammit!(repeat)

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