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Song Parodies -> "Number Two"

Original Song Title:

"Number One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rutles

Parody Song Title:

"Number Two"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

For anyone that doen't know, the Rutles were themselves a parody of the Beatles, created by Eric Idle. Neil Innes (formerly with the Bonzo Dog Band) wrote all original "Beatle sounding" songs for the project. If you've never heard them, they are hilarious.
Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Run into the Loo
See what comes out of you-o-o-o

Number two, number two
Stands for “Shit” it's true

When you're but a tot
Your Mommy won't say “turds”
Euphemism's got
To be in place of words

Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o

Number two, number two
Stands for “Crap” it's true
Phew!

A teacher must be cutesie
For little kids in school
Use words like “make a pootsie”
When has to make a stool, a stool

Number two, number two
It means gotta poo
Not a pee, but a doo
Number two, number two
Phew!
Number's just a clue
For what you got to do-o-o-o

Number two, number two
Stands for “Poop” it's true
Phew!

Oh oh oh oh
Number two!

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope that poop wasn't a Thighlander, Highlander.
Ravyn Rant - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw, Rick...I just found this one (a bit late) and I was so excited to see that someone had done a Rutles parody that if it hadn't been 3:50 AM, I'd have squealed. Even if it had to be about poo...
Rick D - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Just for you Ravyn, I'll do another not about poo. I love "Cheese and Onions"

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