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Song Parodies -> "You Bought It"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"You Bought It"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

No, it's not about death, that's one that's on the way.
Every time you walk into my store
I see shattered glass upon the floor
These old antiques are on display
One touch from you --I get my pay

Anything you break- you bought it
Anything you drop- you bought it
Any stuff at all-you bought it
Bay-beeeee

Every time I hear that door chime sound
I know merchandise will find the ground
I put the things right on the edge
They walk on by, they bump the ledge

Anything you break- you bought it
Anything you drop- you bought it
Any stuff at all-you bought it
Bay-beeeee

Every shelf in here has broken wheels
Now you know what( a) china shop bull feels

Anything you break- you bought it
Anything you drop- you bought it
Any stuff at all-you bought it
Bay-beeeee
You bought it!
Rear. Hiney. Tush. Ass. Buns. Rump. (Well it says BOTTOM comments, doesn't it?)

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Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee hee! I'm such a klutz I don't even come within ten feet of those stores. Very good, nice song choice.
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Sharp, crisp, and clever. 5's
Billy Florio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Rick
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't forget "booty," Rick. (In this era of J.Lo and B.Know, how could we?) And "antique" is not a verb!
Mari D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"Antique" can be a verb, as making an object have an antique look to it. And add "Tuchus" to the butt list.
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Here's some cool yiddish stuff:

http://www.pass.to/glossary/

http://www.koshernosh.com/dictiona.htm

Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
cute!
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
You have a way of coming up with songs that make sense, like an air of inevitability, and this is a perfect example. Also, don't forget "butt".
AussieBullDog - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job with the pacing, and a good laugh. 5-5-5.
The Great Karlando - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Really well done. 555
David Chrenko - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good choice, Rick. Sounds like a smash hit to me.
Guy - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever antics about antiques. Good job.
Spaff.com - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Smashing. I liked your bottom comments, too.

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