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Song Parodies -> "KFC"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A tribute to one of our favorite fast foods....
Eat some KFC
Sounds like such a good idea to me
Eat some KFC
But in the morning you will pay, you'll see
It's been fryin' hot
It's finger lickin' - gonna eat a lot
Eat my KFC
If you fry it up, I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop

I need a side of fries
I need an apple pie
I'm just a fast food guy
Got lotsa oil, got lotsa grease
Is gonna make your veins all freeze
Plug them up!

Eat your KFC
Potato, gravy,
And corn on the cob, the cob, the cob
Tho' it can't compete
With the tofu and the deli meats
I could sniff it up
If you drop some you must pick it up
Lick it up, suck it up, munch it up

Turn up that ol' deep fry
Don't let that batter dry
Remove that toasted fly
With one bad piece, my face turns green
It slides down easy
With that moist greasy sheen
Swallow up

Ah eat it nice and hot
You gotta never never never stop
Scarf it up, maņana gonna barf it up

And now a day's gone by
I hold my guts and cry
Feel like I'm gonna die
Run to commode, at double speed
You'll unload stuff that is really quite obsce e e e ene

Come one day I'll move next to the shop
To the, to the, to the shop
Eat it up
Never stop, never stop

You, you, you make that chicken fry
Now, now, you need that moist towelette!
Now, now, you need that moist towelette...

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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Meriadoc - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Oooops....! 'KCF' I need a proofreader -- anyone wanna volunteer? Hee hee....
Billy Florio - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
its funny
mandamoo - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, although have now sworn off KFC for life! :)
Pippin - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I will have to do better than that to put myself off !
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
In the words of Homer Simpson! "Mmm Chicken" I liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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