there's an IHOP right next door
open seven days, twenty-four
i return again...comin' back for more
sure, they sell flapjacks at this res-tau-rant
but every morning, here's what i want
start cookin' for me
hot eggs...there ain't no doubt
hot eggs...i can't live without
hot eggs...i don't let them cool
i love 'em runny

taste so good upon my tongue
even when they're not quite done
i simply think they're grand
i'm a soft-boiled man
gonna need a lot...i eat 'em with glee
if you tried 'em once, i think you'd agree
start cookin' for me
hot eggs...its my favorite snack
hot eggs...i'll be comin' back
hot eggs...i eat quite a few
i love 'em runny

just imagine how i felt
as the cheese upon my omelet melts
i hate eggs, when cold
that's something i deplore
cholesterol's high...what the heck
they're makin' me a physical wreck
start cookin' for me
hot eggs...how they seep and ooze
hot eggs...in a yellow pool
hot eggs...now, i start to drool
i love 'em runny

hot eggs...when my morning starts
hot eggs...culinary art
hot eggs...they're a meal in themselves
i love 'em runny

hot eggs...pop 'em in my mouth
hot eggs...IHOP''s runnin' out
hot eggs...for them, i'm a fool
i love 'em runny