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Song Parodies -> "Hot Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Legs"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there's an IHOP right next door
open seven days, twenty-four
i return again...comin' back for more
sure, they sell flapjacks at this res-tau-rant
but every morning, here's what i want
start cookin' for me
hot eggs...there ain't no doubt
hot eggs...i can't live without
hot eggs...i don't let them cool
i love 'em runny

taste so good upon my tongue
even when they're not quite done
i simply think they're grand
i'm a soft-boiled man
gonna need a lot...i eat 'em with glee
if you tried 'em once, i think you'd agree
start cookin' for me
hot eggs...its my favorite snack
hot eggs...i'll be comin' back
hot eggs...i eat quite a few
i love 'em runny

just imagine how i felt
as the cheese upon my omelet melts
i hate eggs, when cold
that's something i deplore
cholesterol's high...what the heck
they're makin' me a physical wreck
start cookin' for me
hot they seep and ooze
hot a yellow pool
hot, i start to drool
i love 'em runny

hot eggs...when my morning starts
hot eggs...culinary art
hot eggs...they're a meal in themselves
i love 'em runny

hot eggs...pop 'em in my mouth
hot eggs...IHOP''s runnin' out
hot eggs...for them, i'm a fool
i love 'em runny

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Diva - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm one on e the few people who like runny eggs too! Cute parody! You did not deserve 1's...
ethan - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i dktos but this doesn't seem to deserve ones
Birgitta - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yum,love runny eggs-my kinda parody! Ditto on the 1's-have some 5's
Birg - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Dagnabbit-got so excited about eggs,I'd forgotten to vote,lol. (This is why I always double-check) You got your 5's this time. ;-D
Paul W. - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Five soft boiled ones from me too, not too runny though Good job555
David Chrenko - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Servin' up three hot fives for the boy with the runny eggs.
Adagio - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Gimmee runny eggs and you 5's :D I like them too.
Meriadoc - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, this is the first one of yours where I couldn't quite follow the pacing - maybe it's jsut me, tho'. Gave you 4-5-5 and some tobasco sauce on the side.

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