Went to eat at the Taco Bell
Swallowed my burrito like it was a pill
Then I had to rush, right back to my class
I have to admit, there was pressure in my ass
My stomach starts in churning, gurgles too
Burning my intestines, gotta get it out
I might just explode, if I don't act soon
Just a little release, how much damage could it do?

The odor of my fart is filling up the hall
And the paint begins to peel right off the wall
Better run just like the wind before I let go again
When the smell gets to your nose, you'll be blown away

The classroom empties, someone feints
Medical attention, comin' up, comin' up
Who woulda thought that just one little poot
Would fog up all the windows and set off the fire alarm

The odor of my fart is filling up the hall
And the paint begins to peel right off the wall
Better run just like the wind before I let go again
When the smell gets to your nose, you'll be blown away

Oh, no one better light a match
Or we're all gonna be blown to smitherenes
Fresh air may exist if you go outside
If you sitck around in here chances are you're gonna die

The odor of my fart is filling up the hall
And the paint begins to peel right off the wall
Better run just like the wind before I let go again
When the smell gets to your nose, you'll be blown away