-> "Addicted To Duds"
Original Song Title:
"Addicted To Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Addicted To Duds"
The Lyrics
This guy’s all brawn, reeks of cologne
Your mind is on his bone
Stow re-grets, your body aches
For him to kiss your babycakes
From this creep, you got meat
You bombed out, was not deep...
Was quite the plight, you now seethe
Yet moving in is what you cede
Ohh
Lewd - Yike! We think that he’s baboon-ish and rough...beware!
A poser who’s uncouth - you say you “can't give him up”
As so, you’re wavin’ in home plate ‘cos
You're addicted to duds
True, he’s inclined to do the deed
Quick in and out, ignores your needs
He’s obese, he’s such a slime
And when you kiss: always grabs ‘hind, so un-re-fined
Why can’t he shave?
Go get his be-er, ‘cos you’re his slave
He’s a bum: a hefty dude
Welcome life: servitude
Ohh
You start to think of honeymoons and such stuff (like, yeah!...)
Yet, knowing he’s untruthful and un-couthful and rough
Then girl, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to duds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to duds
Might as well face it, he’s as dumb as a spud
Might as well face it, you're addicted to duds
Might as well face it, comes home covered in crud
Might as well face it, you're addicted to duds
The guy’s a prawn*, moved in your home
Your bills: yes, out they’ve blown
For he bets and he’s unkind
You reminisce for better times
Ohh oohh
And yike! B.O. stinks but he’s so cute ‘cos he’s tough (oh dear...)
He’s overly hirsute (which grates you) when in the buff
But now it’s too late to backspace him
You're addicted to duds
Might as well face it, self-inflicted with duds
Might as well face it, you’ve a sickness for duds
Might as well face it, you're constricted by duds
Might as well face it, mind’s afflicted by duds
Might as well face it, you’re a victim of duds
Might as well face it, girl, they ain’t no big studs
Time to get, baby, get yourself some new blood...
Might as well face it...
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