-> "Simply Inadmissible"
Original Song Title:
"Simply Irresistible" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Judge ruled it not permissible
Mirandize, it went missable, (where, where?)
Came push to shove, was skeptical
He criticised the ethicals
D.A.’s fazed, but the court, saw the cart ‘fore the horse
He resigned to remorse, blames the boys on the force
Such smooth testifyiery, but now it’s kinda
The cops, they got too clout-able, d’uh!
Had suspect kicked about-able
They treated him coercible
His wounds are irreversible
Made a stretchable law, used a long bow to draw
Sullen judge, he guffawed, as he listed our flaws
A proven confessionry, but now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible - we defined all the loopholes in the evidence
Simply inadmissible - plea declined, now we’re on our way to woe
Corroberatables are cracking and are flawed
This legislating we’ve endeavored is no more
The awkward premise is, that guiltlessness is all
Defense was objectiv-y; now it’s kinda
Simply inadmissible - Seedy kinds of all low-lifes gave their evidence
Simply inadmissible - weasley crime; but another gaped loop-hole
The evidence was dubi-ful
As proof, the Judge ruled moot-iful, ooh-ooh-no-no-no-no-no!
Found charges were abys-imal
Arrived at this: dismissable!
It’s a shame: missing corpse, this the judicial warps
All the holes in this forum are as large as a horse
Well, it used to be credably, but now it’s kinda
Pleas withdrawn: spate of yawnin’ thru the jury went
Undergone a reversal tech-ni-cal
It’s foregone, that this felon here is “innocent”
Conga line, crook is leadin’ out the door...
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