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Song Parodies -> "Simply Inadmissible"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irresistible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Simply Inadmissible"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Judge ruled it not permissible
Mirandize, it went missable, (where, where?)
Came push to shove, was skeptical
He criticised the ethicals

D.A.’s fazed, but the court, saw the cart ‘fore the horse
He resigned to remorse, blames the boys on the force
Such smooth testifyiery, but now it’s kinda

Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible

The cops, they got too clout-able, d’uh!
Had suspect kicked about-able
They treated him coercible
His wounds are irreversible

Made a stretchable law, used a long bow to draw
Sullen judge, he guffawed, as he listed our flaws
A proven confessionry, but now it’s kinda

Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible

Simply inadmissible - we defined all the loopholes in the evidence
Simply inadmissible - plea declined, now we’re on our way to woe

Corroberatables are cracking and are flawed
This legislating we’ve endeavored is no more
The awkward premise is, that guiltlessness is all
Defense was objectiv-y; now it’s kinda

Simply inadmissible - Seedy kinds of all low-lifes gave their evidence
Simply inadmissible - weasley crime; but another gaped loop-hole

The evidence was dubi-ful
As proof, the Judge ruled moot-iful, ooh-ooh-no-no-no-no-no!
Found charges were abys-imal
Arrived at this: dismissable!

It’s a shame: missing corpse, this the judicial warps
All the holes in this forum are as large as a horse
Well, it used to be credably, but now it’s kinda

Simply inadmissible
Simply inadmissible

Pleas withdrawn: spate of yawnin’ thru the jury went
Simply inadmissible
Undergone a reversal tech-ni-cal
It’s foregone, that this felon here is “innocent”
Simply inadmissible
Conga line, crook is leadin’ out the door...

Simply inexplicable!

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alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
the party of the first part gives the party of the second part fives for all the PARTS...hate the OS....dug this a lot
Ann Hammond - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Invisible Boy - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Here are your 5s...you've been served
mandamoo - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
How say me? Guilty on all three charges ;)
PMS - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Totally enjoyable
MrMacphisto - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... 5-5-5
adagio - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
very entertianing!! hehe 5's
TJC - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
If yer song's got wit, you must fives git!
Qld Accountant - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Well judged
Ford - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Another great parody:)

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