Vows now seem reminiscible
Our love-life's grown abbysimal (waah waah)
Her body once caressable
She's rendered inaccessable

We both played pommel horse, were each others' main course
Now she's chang-ed her course, and I'm filled with remorse
Things used to look good to me, but now my life is

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

Drank booze, she was so plonk-able, d'uh
It fit my plans for bonk-able
She ended my perverse-ables
That woman got quite terse-able

She my fate, did assure, when her favor withdrawed
She reversed the hardcore, I'm adrift on the shore
Seduce? There's no guarantee, I'm now unwind-ed

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

(Simply bloody typical) Had no sign, she'd be sealin' up the honey dent
(Simply bloody typical) Shaft un-mined, there's no delvin' for the gold

It's undeployable, my flank-to-seek missile
Assets concealing; Access servered; shut the door
No shank encrevasses, partaking in no score
She used to quite root for me, but now I find her

(Simply bloody typical)
Wined and dined, only Visa knows where money went
(Simply bloody typical) She's now mine, but her muffin plays 'no go'

Her charms now unassailable
Her fortress now impregnable, no-no-no-No-no-no-no
She's un-in-heat-unkissable, d'uh
My nights become un-blissaful

We had crazed shags galore, we avowed our rapport
But she plunged to lukewarm, now there's no candy store
"Big bang's" now an un-theory, my frame of mind is

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

She's declined, there's no tellin' where the lovin' went
(Simply bloody typical) Disinclined, there's no copulation show
She said "Nein !", sent this fella into love-descent
(Simply bloody typical) Me resigned, yet another lay foregoed

Simply bloody typical