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Song Parodies -> "Simply Bloody Typical"

Original Song Title:

"Simply Irresistible"

Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Simply Bloody Typical"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Vows now seem reminiscible
Our love-life's grown abbysimal (waah waah)
Her body once caressable
She's rendered inaccessable

We both played pommel horse, were each others' main course
Now she's chang-ed her course, and I'm filled with remorse
Things used to look good to me, but now my life is

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

Drank booze, she was so plonk-able, d'uh
It fit my plans for bonk-able
She ended my perverse-ables
That woman got quite terse-able

She my fate, did assure, when her favor withdrawed
She reversed the hardcore, I'm adrift on the shore
Seduce? There's no guarantee, I'm now unwind-ed

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

(Simply bloody typical) Had no sign, she'd be sealin' up the honey dent
(Simply bloody typical) Shaft un-mined, there's no delvin' for the gold

It's undeployable, my flank-to-seek missile
Assets concealing; Access servered; shut the door
No shank encrevasses, partaking in no score
She used to quite root for me, but now I find her

(Simply bloody typical)
Wined and dined, only Visa knows where money went
(Simply bloody typical) She's now mine, but her muffin plays 'no go'

Her charms now unassailable
Her fortress now impregnable, no-no-no-No-no-no-no
She's un-in-heat-unkissable, d'uh
My nights become un-blissaful

We had crazed shags galore, we avowed our rapport
But she plunged to lukewarm, now there's no candy store
"Big bang's" now an un-theory, my frame of mind is

Simply bloody typical
Simply bloody typical

She's declined, there's no tellin' where the lovin' went
(Simply bloody typical) Disinclined, there's no copulation show
She said "Nein !", sent this fella into love-descent
(Simply bloody typical) Me resigned, yet another lay foregoed

Simply bloody typical

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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Adagio - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one. 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Too much information! But a five for writing a parody that will make Malcolm Higgins a pathetic, stammering, drooling mess!
John Barry - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
A lingustic tour de force, as usual.
alvin rhodes - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the plonkable / bonkable line
mandamoo - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Another OS to be christened with a new title ! Simply bloody typical :)
Ann Hammond - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
AFW - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This is definitely A postive-ly fine parody
CeramicsFanatic - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done, guys! I thought this one was really good! ;)
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Simply bloody five-able!
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for checking out my parodies of this song. It's a fun one to do, eh? Fun stuff here, M & P.
crazy8snake - March 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved it. Great job 555
Wolverine - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like every married friend of mine. Great parody.

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