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Song Parodies -> "Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors)"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

For Kerry, whose Doctor's level of incompetence was outweighed only by the amount she outlayed on their quack advice and prescriptions. Still, some good came from it. This parody !!! A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
A long, crummy night, woke in a sweat
I've got an ear infection, yep
G.P. you, please soothe my head ?
Doc gives me slip instead

Docs are crocks - ignorin' my flus
I've got a bad case of loathin' you
No pills you procure for ills
I gotta bad case of loathin' you

Ear's strep-y base soon makes a staph-y start
Soon green ear putty, it imparts
That thing's acute, physicians deny
Dumb ol' hippocratic guy

Doc are crocks - ignorin' ear ooze
I've got a bad case of loathin' you
This schill's not-a in my will
I gotta bad case of loathin' you

Under-prescribing them anti-biot's
All these sawbones are just idiots

You said "Come down", but appointment slipped...
Cried "Screw you" ! (My lid, I flipped)
Shakes persist, meds askewed
Prescription's bad, 'cos it did no good

Doctors, (shlockers), what's your excuse ?
I've got a bad case of loathin' you
Your bills further fuel my ills
I gotta bad case of loathin' you

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Kristof Robertson - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
M&P: if you think you've got it bad, just thank the good lord you don't have to deal with the British NHS. Scary is not the word! 555
Ann Hammond - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Doctors in Modesto wont help me because I freaked them all out with my medulablastoma.
AFW - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Great switch..top job
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...top notch
Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
"Shakes persist, meds askewed", your wording as always is brilliant. You guys are on my site over at badave. . .if you or anyone who sees this can just test my test page (I wanted to post this on the messageboard, but thanks to that hacker, I can't post it at the messageboard at inthe00s) I just need to get 20 or more people to visit badave.com/test.php today to see what kind of bandwidth a "good" day would bring per song. . .this will help determine the amount of songs a free account can host on my site. . .The test passed, I will be able to handle the bandwidth--now the question is how much, a Parody Only Hosting Site will be here soon and then AmIRight Recording artists will have hosting that isn't competing with well--Soundclick junk.
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
If it ducks like a quack... this song was simply irresistible.
Mr. Critic - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, this is great! I enjoy it! But uhm..TOS was actually made in the late 70s. Still it gets a 5,5,5 from me.
Fitu Petaia - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
It was great
Ford - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Scarey huh - and to think... it is all true. At least I didn't get Dr Death.... ;-) Thank you to my lovely husband for his dedication!
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
let 'em have it M and P - and kudos for the "anti-biot's / idiots" couplet - &&& (...or, in normal human non-doctor hand-writing, 555)
Meriadoc - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!

Kerry/Ford - I hope you are feeling better and with no ill effects from your experience! :-O
mandamoo - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Ouch....hope you are on the mend now Ford :)
ford - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thankyou Meri and Moo. On the mend, still experiencing the doc's malpractice though!
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it !!
Finance Frenzy - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Sang along to that with malice - great stuff M&P. My sympathies to the mistakee / patient

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