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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Could Diet"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Could Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Could Diet"

Parody Written by:

Sean Doniae

The Lyrics

Have fun eatin' yizzall!!!
I believe I could diet


I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet

I never used to think I ate too much
But now I'm even to big to see my butt
I used to eat some cake wit triple fudge
But now I stink cuz I can't fit in the tub

And if I can see it
Than I can lose it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it...
I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet
...

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