Song Parodies -> I Believe I Could Diet
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Could Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R.Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe I Could Diet" |
| Parody Written by: | Sean Doniae |
Have fun eatin' yizzall!!!
I believe I could diet
I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet
I never used to think I ate too much
But now I'm even to big to see my butt
I used to eat some cake wit triple fudge
But now I stink cuz I can't fit in the tub
And if I can see it
Than I can lose it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it...
I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet
...
I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet
I never used to think I ate too much
But now I'm even to big to see my butt
I used to eat some cake wit triple fudge
But now I stink cuz I can't fit in the tub
And if I can see it
Than I can lose it
If I just believe it
There's nothing to it...
I believe I could diet
But I really want some apple pie
And I really want some chicken wings
And some collard greens
And I wanna eat some more
I'll even eat that potato salad on the floor
Because I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
That's why Imma diet
...
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