Song Parodies -> Rohan's Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Jessie's Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Rick Springfield |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rohan's Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
If Grima Wormtongue ever lost all control and voiced his pent up sexual frustrations regarding his long time crush on Eowyn...this is what I think we might hear...
Eowyn's a babe
Yeah, you know she'd make a guy quite a find
But lately something's clear it ain't hard to define
She's disgusted by my presence, though I wanna make her mine
When she's watching me with those eyes
Well, she's on the verge of throwing up, I just know it
And she's always glaring at me all day and night
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
I'll play along with my charade
What does it take for a guy to make the grade?
You know I feel so dirty next to her, she's so cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching me with those eyes
And she's missin' her stupid brother, I just know it
And she's always running from me all day and night
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
That Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman—
Why can't I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering how she can see through me?
I've been funny I've been cool with the lines
Shouldn't that trump all my bad hygiene?
Tell me!
Why can't I find a woman like that?
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Yeah, Rohan's girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl
Yeah, you know she'd make a guy quite a find
But lately something's clear it ain't hard to define
She's disgusted by my presence, though I wanna make her mine
When she's watching me with those eyes
Well, she's on the verge of throwing up, I just know it
And she's always glaring at me all day and night
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
I'll play along with my charade
What does it take for a guy to make the grade?
You know I feel so dirty next to her, she's so cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching me with those eyes
And she's missin' her stupid brother, I just know it
And she's always running from me all day and night
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
That Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
Why can't I find a woman—
Why can't I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering how she can see through me?
I've been funny I've been cool with the lines
Shouldn't that trump all my bad hygiene?
Tell me!
Why can't I find a woman like that?
You know I wish I had that Rohan girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Yeah, Rohan's girl
I wish I had that Rohan girl
I want Rohan's girl
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A "Rohan" girl.....haaarrrrowwwrrrr.....
Thanks, Johnny!!
Rohan's girl? Lauryn Hill?
Um...don't know what to say to that...other than maybe you add a vote along with your comment...
Poor Grima!
Teeech! There's no poor Grima-ing about it...he's so gross. but thanks for the vote, Pickle!
I think I meant "yeeech." I don't know what teeech means. I'm seriously so stupid sometimes...
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