Tired of good health
Yeah, and no longer want a stable mind
I wanna be derranged and have a crooked spine
I just want a weird disease like Parkinson's or Lyme

And I wish I had lazy eyes
And I'm wantin' a riddled body, like a cripple
And I want twisted arms, and an overbite

You know I wish that I had heart diesease
I wish that I had trenchfoot too
Break my ribs with a Louisville Bat

Wish my legs were broke and maimed
Wish I had a giant tumor inside my brain
You know I feel so healthy but don't want it no more
I wish I could get leprosy, and be covered in sores

I wish my liver would just die
Wish my pancreas would blow up inside, wanna feel it
Lock me up in a funny farm 'till late, late at night

You know I wish that I cancer cells
I wish that I had rabies too
Why can't I get a body like that

I want Lou Gehrig's
I wish I had a collapsed lung
Where can I find a body
Where can I find a body like that

And I'm lookin' for sickness all the time
Wonderin' how I can destroy me
I wanna dump out my intestines on the floor
I've been trying to get VD


Tell me
Where can I find a sickness like that

You know I wish I had ataxia
I wish I had St. Vitus Dance
I wanna weird disease
Where can I find an illness like that

I want Mad Cow
I wish that I had a tape worm
I want my stool to bleed