-> "Keep Avoiding You"
Original Song Title:
"Keep On Lovin' You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Keep Avoiding You"
Although it seems that there's love in my eyes, baby
I don't want your kissin'
I'll drop the hint with the tone of my voice...maybe
That you I'm dismissin'
I'll play dead
Hide under my bed
Until you see I'm not your lass
You'll get subtle dissin'
I swear I do this with all the men
A mixed signal sender
You make a fuss, "Baby, where have you been?
Are we still together?"
So I left..you a note that read
"When I said that I love you
I meant that I love you--"
Now I'm gonna keep a-voidin' you
Until the day you see that we are through
I won't say a peep
I'm just gonna keep a-voidin' you
[I'll sneak out the back door while you listen to the guitar solo]
And I left every word unsaid
Couldn't play that I love you
Nor say that I'll dodge you forever
Boy, I'm gonna keep a-voidin' you
'Til you decide to find somebody new
I'm not losin' sleep
But I'm gonna keep a-voidin' you
Baby, I'm gonna keep a-voidin' you
'Cause I'm too chicken, boy, to tell the truth
Don't want you to weep
So I'm gonna keep a-voidin' you--oo-oo-oo
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