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Song Parodies -> "Not The End of The World as We Know It"

Original Song Title:

"The End of The Worls as We Know It"

Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"Not The End of The World as We Know It"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Some say that this Saturday, May 21st is Judgment Day and the Beginning of the End. Well I'm sorry, But I've Got plans on Sunday......
They say, that on May 21st,
We get hurt, we should beware
Even Donald Trump’s orange hair.

This guy Harold Camping, from Christian Radio
Calls it Judgment Day, We all will be swept away.
Colossal Earthquake. We should all repent now, before, we go.
Bible says we’re liable for all our sins,in the end.
Liars in Hell’s briar, and finally all the politicians pants will catch on fire in joint partisan.
But I, think there are way to many signs
That it’s not time of Armageddon.

Year by year there experts saying, doom, is near–crap.
Don’t you remember, Y2K.
Oh no, no way Joe, so much to prove you wrong, I’ll show you.
I have found, look around. We must stay alive, For iPhone version 5 .
What God and his theories would not give the Cubs
a World Series–please.
American Idol, it’s big final, no, way, doomsday
Cause I have plans for Sunday

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans

Six o’clock, expiration? Sorry I’ll be on vacation. Surf and sun,
Listen, eating tons of Bon Bons. Lunatics running round, the end is near they all fear.
Think they’ve got the wrong prediction,
cause TIME just extended my subscription.
Get the facts, get a life. Just ask, my wife.
Our schedule is full, every line. The
End of World-No Time.
Too busy for your warning signs. A cancellation,
might occur. I will get back to you.
But on May 21st, that day is really the worst
I have things to do

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans

I’ve checked online again and nothing by Wolf Blitzer and CNN.
Or on NBC or at CBS.
BBC News, The Daley Show or Sesame Street on PBS.
Birthday parties, all planned, soccer games set. Vacations all booked,
and I still haven’t got 5,000 friends on Facebook

Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It
Not The End of the World as We Know It cause I have plans
I have plans

I have plans

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Rob Arndt - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Minds think alike!!! We both had the Rapture prediction from Camping as our material for today. 555!!! We just forgot to mention that Camping also predicts the end of the world as 5 months later on Oct 21, 2011. May 21st is just the preceding rapture of the Church...
Wild Child JIN - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
The way the world is today people would think it's coming to an end all by itself, which at it's going rate, I wouldn't doubt it in the least, but on the positive side that this parody speaks of, it just might not. :-) I predict three 5's in the end for you.

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