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Song Parodies -> "Spam (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Spam (from Agrimorfee's Attic)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Agrimorfee's Attic is some of the c*** I never have released on Amiright (and probably shouldn't) with very good reasons. Yup, Weird Al wrote and recorded "Spam" four years after I wrote MY version. Of course, his was infinitely better. Disheartened, I put this one away in my "attic"--until now. Note how I kept the repeated verse scheme of the OS, saving time and energy of writing more, a procedure I rarely utilize nowadays.
(Chorus)Spam in the place where you live (ham and pork)
Think about this stuff and wonder why you ever killed cows (before)
Spam in the place where you work (it's the best)
Think about this stuff and wonder why you never ate it (before)

If you refuse, you're not the first one
Old Donald Trump has passed it along
This meat should be bought out by the pound
A loaf or sandwich, the best stuff around
Eat (Chorus)

This meat should be bought out by the pound
A loaf or sandwich, the best stuff around
The U.K. countries had hard times befall 'em
But they survived well with this stuff we're sellin'
(Chorus)

The U.K. countries had hard times befall 'em
But they survived well with this stuff we're sellin'
This meat should be bought out by the pound
A loaf or sandwich, the best stuff around
(Chorus)

Spam is the food that goes far! (ham and pork)
Spam is the best food by far! (it's the best)
This meat should be bought out by the pound
A loaf or sandwich, the best stuff around
It's Spam!!
Copyright 1988, 2007 Agrimorfee. What a load of spam.

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PP - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice static from the attic
2Eagle - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Hate Spam - love this parody.
JonathanSJonathanSJonathanS - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(sung to chorus) "Spoof - has a problem with words - oft re-peats" Repititon isn't good good. Aggro, with all due respect, I think this one should've STAYED in the attic. (Or at least gotten a reworking.) 433
Agrimorfee - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
JonathanSJonathanS, you didn't read the intro did you? JonathanSJonathanS, you didn't read the intro did you? (:P)
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm just having fun and hope that others who know my good stuff are having fun at my naivete. Is it narcisisstic? Probably. :)
Red Ant - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad for a 20 year old parody... not great either, but interesting none the less.
Jake - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Stole a parody from Weird Al Ripped it off Didn't think anyone would ever notice it was the same
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Again: Weird Al wrote and recorded "Spam" four years after I wrote MY version. I also wrote an "Eat It" a few months before Al released his, which will never see the light of day here.

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