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Song Parodies -> "My One-Eyed Love"

Original Song Title:

"The One I Love"

Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"My One-Eyed Love"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

To the one-eyed
Wonder Weasel
In
My fly

A simple bop
Can
Occupy my time

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)
Higher! (he's comin' up on his own, now)

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

Rhymes with "Venus",
Rhymes with "Rock", he's
Long,
And wide

A single bop
Can
Whop my eye with slime

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)
Higher! (he's firmin' up like a bone, now)

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

His fun flows out
To the buns of
Her
Behind

Another bop
And I'll
Be feeling fine

This one goes out to my one-eyed love

Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)
Higher! (he's squirmin' it won't be long, now)

FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)
FIRE! (he's throwin' up on his own, now)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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Shannon Vance - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the way you preserve the essence of the song in your parody. I think that keeping many of the words the same really works. 'His fun flows out to the buns of her behind' .... hilarious!
John Barry - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the original schlong, but this might turn me into an REM fan.
The Thought Police - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
So,what does R.E.M. stand for? Really Enormous Manhood? Rear Entry Maker? Rigid Elephantine Monster? DKTOS,but get fives for the funny factor.
Cookie-man - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't even know what to say! Song is extremely funny. Loved your wording and your dick-tion. :) 555
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
REM is the deepest part of sleep. U2 is a spy plane. Johnny went deep on this fly mission. Thanks for the high 5's. Johnny please review my parody of the Hollies Bus stop, Bus go. Johnny five is alive.
Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Shannon: Thanks, that's how I like to write a lot of my parodies - use as much of the original song as I can to force the original song to literally mock itself.

JB: To be a REM fan, all you've go to do, is dream...dream dream dream...thanks!

TTP: Rapid Eye Movement, or in this case, Rapid Movement Of The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel. Thanks!

C-man: You said the right thing! Thank you!

Lionel: Thank YOU for the high 5's. I took the bus over to your Hollies parody and dropped my five tokens in the turnstile. Good job!
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
the fun flowed, indeed...nice job...5s
Johnny D - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin.
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
And here I came, thinking this was gonna be about Pirates of the Caribean, or something like that... ;-)
555 hidden treasures.
Johnny D - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks K1chyd.
Agrimorfee - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
535. Too sick for my tastes, Johnny, but I give you credit for ruining a perfectly good song. :)
Arwen - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...5s, Johnny...
Serafina - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good.
Ashkicksass - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Just sick enough for my taste...
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri, Arwen, Serafina, and Ashkicksass.
Claude Prez - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Classic Johnny D
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mr. Prez!
Chris - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
can i download this song to listen to???
Red Ant - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Darn, I knew this title would be taken already, though I was expecting Malcolm would have been the one, heh heh. Nice work Johnny D. 5s.

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