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Song Parodies -> "Your Brother's Ex-Wife's a Slut"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Your Brother's Ex-Wife's a Slut"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Its not just your mother that's quite a slut, oh yeah the linked parody by Claude Prez inspired this too.
Oh! Let's go
Steve is walkin down the street
He looks mighty pissed off
There's a guy and some girl he sees
Got his gun ready to go

Are you ready to hear it ready for this?
The girl's that who was seen by Steve
Out of the house he kicked her when
She decided to cheat yeah

Your brother's ex-wife's a slut
Your brother's ex-wife's a slut
Your sister in law, your aunt that you had
Your brother's ex-wife's a slut
Hey,she did a surfer dude
Your brother's ex wife's a slut

How do you think they lasted long
When she's got guys to bonk
They're in her bachelorette pad
Will there be a video?

She' s done about,maybe 20 guys
Except for the Burger King
When they leave only thing that's left?
Gift certificate for a bikini wax

Your brother's ex wife's a slut
Your brother's ex wife's a slut
Another hopped on, a Big Mac went on
Your brother's ex wife's a slut hey
Would she do the Burger King?
She'd rather just kick his butt

Oh take it – She's a slut quite the slut
Hey Your brother's ex wife's a slut
Your brother's ex wife she must YOW
She'd rather not hide her bust hey hey
She really just likes to (bleep) hay yay ya ya ya
She shouts

There's plenty of ways she reaches her men
And brings them to her house
She just sweeps them
More than greets em
Cheated on her husband they broke up
Not too long yeah
But ya ready? She's ready for you
Grind her in the dancing scene
But her ex husband hired hit-
Men he could hire to beat

Your brother's ex wife's a slut
Your brother's ex wife's a slut
And another hopped on, and taco has formed
Your brother's ex wife's a slut yeah
She did Glen Quagmire too
Your brother's ex wife's a slut
Put out!

Hey hey! Awwwwl-rriiiiiiight

2006 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   4
 5   10

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Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Huge thanks to Claude Prez for insirping this parody. Seriously if you havent seen it ,check it out, its one of thre best parodies ever written in parody history
Claude Prez - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Not too bad Jack; thanks for the link
TJC - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Slutacular! 5's!
Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanls C4Prez Dispenser,youre welcome! and TJC(LOL)
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
And another one's fived, and another one's fived, once again we're eating your dust.
The Parody Police, Sheriff and Deputy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Fantastic parody of one of our favourite songs. While we still stand by our comments on your "Blind Date" parody, we really liked this very much indeed. So heres a well-deserved set of 5's for you Mr Jack Wilson.
Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Micholek and Parody Authorites!
Jack Wilson - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
And to the newer people who may be reading this, please check out the lniked parody too, life Spaff, Claude Prez is another parodist we all hae to try and be just as good as, to the point eere we're strealing from him.
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmmm...remember the controversy about how Gus Van Sant decided to remake Psycho just like Alfred Hitchcock did? Same thing happening here.
Matthias - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What's next your brother's third removed uncle's son's cousin's boss's daughter's aunt's teacher's cat's a slut????
Max Power - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have to be blunt, Jack, I didn't like this very much. I've never been much of a fan of parodies that took direct (as opposed to only slight) inspiration from other parodies, and the pacing for this song is so scary that I am seriously afraid to ever attempt this OS, and sorry, yours wasn't very good. Although I guess you do get some credit for putting the image of someone doing the Burger King in my head...that's just CREEPY!
Red Ant - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) In its own right, this parody is funny and well-paced, so I gave it 5s. There's lots of good lines, too. I can't fault you for basically doing a parody of a parody as I did the same this month, but not even Weird Al's parody of this song is anywhere near as good as Claude's. I hate comparing one parody of a song to another of the same, but it's kind of difficult to not do so here.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Seriously a hard OS to attempt, I had "another kid makes the (naughty) list" in the works for a christmas song already last year but scrapt it this years since it wouldn't come together funny enough.
bobpiecheese - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty much what Cat said. I got lost trying to pace this, so better luck next time.
Kristof Robertson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Some nice ideas, Jack...but as a whole this didn't quite work for me. Pacing was a bit scrappy, and rhymes didn't always line up. Kudos, however, for attempting such a difficult OS. 444
The Charnstar - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I must say, taht was random. Your brother's Ex-Wife... amazing.. 5-5-5
tomario - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
it was ok . a bit harsh to compare with other parodeers submissions though
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, I kinda expected better than this for the comments, so Ill do this Agri: I think so, and yeah I know the inspired parody is AWESOME,I didnt try to make this better, and its not.
Matthias: LOL no
Max: Thanks
Cat: Ah I see, I dont think the pacing's THAT scary, look how aweosme Claude did it, and yes creepiness? Yes that was my goal
Red: Thanks! and you;re right Claude's parody of this is better than Al's( though I still love that one)
Peter: LOL may I try that next year? Or can I?
Bobpie: Tis alright, thanks.
Kristof: Thanks Tomario: Yeah, true,thanks Ok,BUT even singing Claude's to myself the pacing is great until you get to the part that parodies "out of the door where the bullets rip to the sound of the beat, look out!", then after that it went back to great again,same with one at least I almost didnt enter this one, then decided to since it shows a different side, more adult seeming side of me than my other parodies about food etc. But my other choice was "Britney and K-Fed:The Aftermath", but I didnt wanna have to put my fellow parodists in misery with the terrible OSs for that, already did that with "Inflatable"
Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) this is a great half-parody Jack - by which I mean time-wise. You've been around long enough to know the parody basics needed to get good votes, and I just reckon you didn't put enough polishing time in to satisfy those basics - but for the title sub (a great one, despite similarity to Claude's) and the funny lines and ideas, I'll still give you 5s
Michael McVey - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
My version, of course, was "Another Run For The Bus" referring to the recently-retired Steeler's running back. All I can say about this one is that if a woman like this even exists (i.e., she is doing 20 guys, not 1 guy and 20 other women like most of her peers), STAY AWAY. She's more trouble than she's worth.---MM
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - What was wrong with the Burger King? You could write a whole song about that alone...
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"and taco has formed" ... "AND TACO HAS FORMED" ??????
Phil Alexander - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, Jack, this wasn't anywhere near as good as you have done.
2nz - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Saw the family guy reference, nice one. What was with the random fast-food pitches? Did Burger King offer you a deal for some promotions? Where do I sign up?
Jack Wilson - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu: Yeah, I shouldve spent a little more time on this,thanks

Micheal : LOL alright

wannabemustangjockey: LOL I could

JD : LOL oops that should be and a taco has formed, LOL at the idea of Taco forming something with her, it wouldnt be ritz he'd be puttin on

Phil: I know, I tried

2Glenz: LOL thanks Giggity giggity, LOL I dont know just to decided to put him in there, no they didnt offer me a deal,. imgaine if they did
Tim Mayfield - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It may be just me, but I think the title rythm matches better than Claude's. Even if it is just a smidgen.

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