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Song Parodies -> "Your Mother is Quite a Slut"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Your Mother is Quite a Slut"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Steve skips merrily down the street; he's primed and set to go
Just can't wait; he's got a date with a broad who can't say no

It's your mama, she gave birth to you and raised you up with care
The guys she's had ain't all your dad; I guess he'll have to share

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother is quite a slut
Yeah your mother's not viewed an unworthy dude
Your mother is quite a slut

Hey -- she did the pool boy too
Your mother is quite a slut

How you think she gonna reach her goal to do every guy in town?
Bedroom needs a revolving door -- take a number and sit down

She'll be with em, in a moment or two, then they get their time in bed
Before they go, parting gift's a new commemorative bobble head

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother says ride her butt
And another comes on, and another comes on
Another one rides her butt

Hey -- she did a boy scout troop
Your mother is quite a slut

Your mother's some kind of slut, hey hey
Your mother has quite a butt
Your mother don't hide her bust no no
Your mother is likin' lust heyyay whooaawhooaaa

Plenty of ways that you can get a girl when her love needs to be won
You can wine her you can dine her you can buy her pearls or in your mom's case just hop on

Are you healthy? Are you breathing fine? Does your heart still have a beat?
Don't need money; just need a pulse, to sweep her off of her feet -- YOW!

Your mother is quite a slut
Your mother is quite a slut

Please pardon my filth, your mom is a MILF
A Mother I'd Like to (*bleep*)

Hey, when's the postman due?
Your mother is quite a slut

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 77

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 5
 5
 
 2   1
 1
 0
 
 3   4
 0
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 4   8
 5
 5
 
 5   61
 66
 66
 

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The Claude Prez Fan Club - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Woo-hoo! He's back! Life has meaning again!
Charlie Decker - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Masterful job with an impossible OS. 5s!
Phil Alexander - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo mama... oh, Claude, I'm speechless... :-)
Stuart McArthur - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, fantastic Claude, smooth as a momma's bottom - "You can wine her you can dine her you can buy her pearls or in your mom's case just hop on" was perfect - 555
Arwen - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of "when's the postman due," it's FABulous to have you back, Claude...
alvin rhodes - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
magnificent piece of writing...take note, budding parodists...this is the way its done...5s plus
2nz - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
heh heh, my mom's a slut, heh heh... hey, wait a minute...

Sharp and funny, Claude. Welcome back, you kazooin' shoe-in.
john ulvang - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
that was funnier than a mutha f**ker. 555
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is shamelessly pornographic, sexually explicit, and overwhelmingly lewd.

It gets three fives.
Red Ant - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ROTFL!! No "you mama" type parody is complete without the MILF line as well. Saved the best for last.=)
John Barry - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I see this as the copy for a Mother's Day card. 5s
Yet Another Dutchman - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
5s. It's not a question of "are you healthy?" but of "is SHE healthy?" I smell crabs 'n' rash.
Stray Pooch - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The "MILF" line got me too. You could do a whole parody of this song based on that one line, but it would have to go to whatfreaks. Great job! 555
Claude Prez - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey thanks everybody
PMS - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
LOVED the song. But unfortunately as obsessed with intials as I am, I don't know what MLF means.
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good... or, as the old song goes, "Summertime... and your mother is easy..." But how could you not slip the name "Stacy" in there?
Steven Cavanagh - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff. Makes a nice companion to my "Yo Mama's so ugly" one.
Lionel Mertens - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
PAY BACK IS A MOTHER. 5'S
Matthias - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Claude You Bad Mother--- "Watch you're mouth!" "But I'm talking about Cluade"
Rick C - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I didn't see this when it posted. Pure parody magic! 5s and then some!
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yo mama yo self. 555
Larry Hensley - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was funny.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved the alterations throughout. How'd you know my mother's maiden name is Robinson? 555
littlebro - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty slick, but I'm telling Mom.
Adagio - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good one, Claude!!
Peter Andersson - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Break it up people, move along, move along, nothing new to see here, just an average American grade 6-9 teacher! :-)

Oh, and what Johnny D said too!
Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above
John Jenkins - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
What eveybody else said, plus I liked the commemorative bobble head and the ending. It sounds like our favorite resident postman has met a few desperate housewives.
Arwen - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...still just FAB, Claude...=) Perfect...
Johnny D - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Adam Eccleshall - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) An excellent, excellent song. Loved the bobblehead line :-)
EmiLoca - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 5-5-5 and hilarious stuff, but...an entire boy scout troop? Then which one was my dad?
Tim Mayfield - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Was that postman due? I would have thought pregnancy was predominantly a woman thing...
Spaff.com - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoever left that "Claude Prez Fan Club" comment is a total suckup.

This brought me to tears - again. I can't begin to quote all of my favorite lines. This is hysterical - it's one of my favorites of yours and that is saying a whole freaking lot. Also...

Woo-hoo! He's back! Life has meaning again!
Rex - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is the longest "yo mama!" I've ever seen! Have George Carlin do the video.
Rick C - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) HA! Loved it.
Claude Prez - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again everybody; very funny comments
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) WOW! Um.....WOW! Way to make a comeback, Claude!!! 555
Dee Range - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. You best not be talkin' 'bout my mama no mo', or I take my 1st place vote back!. Just tremendous work, Claude.
Huff - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. I haven't seen stuff like that in a while. That is worthy of a Weird Al album. Keep em coming.
Mom - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
We need to talk, young man...
Dad - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, true story my son. How did this manage to get posted?
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY) see above
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(2005 SOTY) See above and great job on the internal rhymes.
Luke Brattoni - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 2005) Still utterly brilliant and hilarious.
Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Damn, I just realized I got "Another one hides the bust" from you too. Sorry, man, but if I didn't steal from you I wouldn't have ANY original ideas. Everything in this parody RULES, but the "commemorative bobblehead" and the "in your mom's case, just hop on" made me laugh out loud. Literally. Again.
Jeff Reuben - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTY--Absolutely hilarious! I'm sorry I missed this back in August.
AUGUST 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Second Place
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,12779.0.html
Jack Wilson - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO THIS IS MFIN' HILARIOUS! The Claudemmester gets 555! LOL oh man,SOMEONE RECORD THIS!
malcolm mhiggins - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
wow... awesome entry
Jack Wilson - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Minor pacing problem you forgot the "Bite the dust yeah!" part and "shoot out" near the end How aobut "Put out"?
Jack Wilson - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok,Ill just admit it, like Spaff picking a fav parody of yours is hard to pick, but if I HAD to, THIS is it!
Jack Wilson - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey,is this about Britney Spears for her kids when they grow up? BA-ZING! Or Paris Hilton's guture kids, or Lindsay Lohan;s?
Jack Wilson - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my top 10 fav parodies in amIright history

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