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Song Parodies -> "KISS"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"KISS"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

You don't have to tour the world
Yet once again
Retire the greasy face paint
'Cause you're old men
Now you're just a greedy joke
When will it end?
Ace is gone and Peter is through
It's not the seventies, you're not a trend

Gene and Paul are so rich
But they want more
Drag the KISS name through mud
Fourth farewell tour
Out with dinosaur acts like Aerosmith
I'm sorry but I've had enough

Kiss

I've been in the KISS Army, baby
For over thirty years
But it's so embarrassing
Same set has bored me to tears (Yeah)
It's no longer a fantasy
To be just like you guys
Your wrinkles may be covered up
We see through the disguise

C'mon Gene you're so rich
You bought the world
But now it's just not cool
To want my girl
You're so overweight and man it's depressing
Hottest band in the land is not

Kiss

NO
I think you wanna sleep
Gotta, Gotta
Or more Twinkies you wanna eat
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Try and show some dignity
I said Paul dignity
Act your age, Stanley (And lose the wig)
And lose the wig
Maybe you should've retired
With the release of Dynasty
On stage with oxygen
And in mid-song you fall asleep
Rub down with Ben-Gay again
Yeah

That guitar's so heavy
You fingers ache
And it's getting harder
To make it break
I've been a fan for so long but now it's time to diss
I just think I've finally had enough of

Kiss

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Vinnie Vincent - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
KISS sucks. They never should have gotten rif of me!
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I... wanna give you fives all night... and praise you every day!
Agrimorfee - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Surfing amiright to research the potential of Prince parodies today, and Dammit, you beat me to the punch for this idea, and I don't think it can be bettered. 555

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