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Song Parodies -> "Unskinny Bob"

Original Song Title:

"Unskinny Bop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Unskinny Bob"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

This is based on the scene in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life with Mr. Creosote, the fat man in the resturaunt. For the purposes of this parody, we're going to assume his first name is Bob.
Why's everybody leaving?
Why don't you sit down?
Don't let him ruin your fine evening
Though he's the biggest man in town

Every time he falls down, the building shakes
Oh, when he belches, the earth it quakes
Last time he ate everything in sight
Will he do it now, well he just might

(Unskinny Bob) Weighs about a ton
(Unskinny Bob, Bob) He's never done
(Unskinny Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob) He just loves his buns
Unskinny Bob's dining here today

Sit him at his table
Bring this man everything on the menu
He'll finish everything if he's able
He brings so much income to this venue

Get the man his bucket, he's gonna spew
The cleaning lady for when he's through
Bring him six crates of our finest ale
Goodness, I have trod in Monsieur's pail

(Unskinny Bob) He stuffs up his face
(Unskinny Bob, Bob) He's a disgrace
(Unskinny Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob) Always cleans his plate
Unskinny Bob's gonna heave today

He says he's all done, but is he?
How the hell will he pay his bill?
Well brother, he will eat till he's dizzy
Yeah, eats so much just to get his fill

He's done?
No bull.
Want more?
"Oh f*** off, cuz I am full"

(Unskinny Bob) Stuff runs down his chin
(Unskinny Bob, Bob) Please have a mint
(Unskinny Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob) It's only wafer thin
He ate the mint, now he ain't no more

(Unskinny Bob) Blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up, blew
(Unskinny Bob, Bob) On everyone
(Unskinny Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob) Blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up,

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Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, that Monty Python, LOL!
Joelle - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA!
Dylan Gray - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother of 3 Ferrets - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
wow! u made me happy! monty python and poison: 2 of my favorite things! thnx for sharing ur parody!!! :)

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