Song Parodies -> Every Kid Has His Porn
| Original Song Title: | "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" |
| Original Performer: | Poison |
| Parody Song Title: | "Every Kid Has His Porn" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
its true...
The boy is extremely ill
knows what he likes
although he seems to have a fetish
people think its not alright
'bout the sites that he visets and the stuff that he's did
someone enters, stuff he hides
though he needs to turn on to
that he needs
theyll try to take it away, but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
yes he does
they gently go, turn themselves on
like the feeling, dont you know
hear their parents say, need to clean up
go and hide all their porno
but I wonder do they know
if they ever felt like this
and I know that kids enjoy somehow
if they collect their porno, yeah, lifes the best
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
Though he hides it all well now
he'll take it out again
moves his fist fro and to
the doors closed, and he wont, wont put it away
He stole that playboy from his dad, thats right
just to prove that he aint gay
so he could get bigger
hope that no one ever sees
Now he hears someone a-coming through
the door, that he left open too
he trys to put away and hide
he gets caught and punished for life
but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
knows what he likes
although he seems to have a fetish
people think its not alright
'bout the sites that he visets and the stuff that he's did
someone enters, stuff he hides
though he needs to turn on to
that he needs
theyll try to take it away, but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
yes he does
they gently go, turn themselves on
like the feeling, dont you know
hear their parents say, need to clean up
go and hide all their porno
but I wonder do they know
if they ever felt like this
and I know that kids enjoy somehow
if they collect their porno, yeah, lifes the best
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
Though he hides it all well now
he'll take it out again
moves his fist fro and to
the doors closed, and he wont, wont put it away
He stole that playboy from his dad, thats right
just to prove that he aint gay
so he could get bigger
hope that no one ever sees
Now he hears someone a-coming through
the door, that he left open too
he trys to put away and hide
he gets caught and punished for life
but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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