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Song Parodies -> "Every Kid Has His Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Every Kid Has His Porn"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

its true...
The boy is extremely ill
knows what he likes
although he seems to have a fetish
people think its not alright
'bout the sites that he visets and the stuff that he's did
someone enters, stuff he hides
though he needs to turn on to
that he needs

theyll try to take it away, but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn

yes he does

they gently go, turn themselves on
like the feeling, dont you know
hear their parents say, need to clean up
go and hide all their porno
but I wonder do they know
if they ever felt like this
and I know that kids enjoy somehow
if they collect their porno, yeah, lifes the best

every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn

Though he hides it all well now
he'll take it out again
moves his fist fro and to
the doors closed, and he wont, wont put it away

He stole that playboy from his dad, thats right
just to prove that he aint gay
so he could get bigger
hope that no one ever sees

Now he hears someone a-coming through
the door, that he left open too
he trys to put away and hide
he gets caught and punished for life

but
every kid has his porn
they need it there to try to get it on
else theyd really be down, singin sad sad songs
every kid has his porn
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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