Song Parodies -> Talk Nerdy To Me
| Original Song Title: | "Talk Dirty To Me" |
| Original Performer: | Poison |
| Parody Song Title: | "Talk Nerdy To Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
You know you never
You never talk the way you should
That's why I never understood
What you wanted
But you know six digits of pi
3.14159
And sin and cosine
Slope of a line
You know I never
I never see you go out late
You grab a book and concentrate
On chemistry news
And you know atomic weights
The weight of CO-2
Don't want to breathe you
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
You're searching Genbank for some clones
I love to hear you
When you say those words to me
e equals mc
I gotta hear you
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
Pick up that textbook and talk to me!
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
You never talk the way you should
That's why I never understood
What you wanted
But you know six digits of pi
3.14159
And sin and cosine
Slope of a line
You know I never
I never see you go out late
You grab a book and concentrate
On chemistry news
And you know atomic weights
The weight of CO-2
Don't want to breathe you
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
You're searching Genbank for some clones
I love to hear you
When you say those words to me
e equals mc
I gotta hear you
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
Pick up that textbook and talk to me!
Cause baby we'll be
At the library
In the chemistry hood
Behind the bookcase
Till I can't study no more
In the physics lab
Lock the classroom door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Thought I'd missed this when it came out, but since it didn't add the vote on I guess I must have voted for it already, just not commented... comments: Love it :-) BTW, CO2 doesn't have an atomic mass, but its molecular mass would be 44...
lmao...that's great! one thing though...where's the "squared" on "e equals mc"? ;-) Still...gave you 5's all around. :)
Doh! I can't believe you're the first person to notice that (or at least point it out)
Billy Florio Award
I like it.
(ABC) Funny one.
(ABC) Good stuff, Maynard.
(ABC) Had me laughing. 5's
(ABC) I can see Christina Aguilera in a revealing lab coat, clipboard in hand as she gyrates to her video clip of 'Nerrdy'. This was a true gem!
(ABC "T") Clever stuff, Jeff...DKTOS on the OS here, but you captured the essence of "Nerdity" in the read. So building on Jake's comment I guess if Christina Aguilera did this parody in a video there would be a lot of "On-Screen Nerdity"...hmmm...that was a long walk I just made for the slight sip of humor, wasn't it?
(ABC) Nerdacious!
ABCs...way to take me back to my grade school days with the original! I used to have a total crush on C.C. DeVille...(talk about shameful admissions!)
5s, Jeff.
5s, Jeff.
(ABC) The indubitably humorous essence of this lyircal composition has doubtlessly led my oral musculture to positiion itslef upwards. A triumvirate of Roman Numeral V's
Thanks to all, and Jared...huh? =)
Funny stuff Jeff!
(ABC) My sweet wife and I met while we were both students at M.I.T. 'Nuff said!
(ABC) This cracked me up, because for some rodd reason the whole time I was reading it I was picturing one of our MB members singing it to one of our other MB members. And suddenly 2 became 2 cubed... ;-)
Clever, Jeff. And very funny.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=2066;image
DKTOS, but great!
Not only do I KTOS, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the OS!! This is friggin BRILLIANT. WOOOOOO! (I hope my caps convey my true excitement...)
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