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Song Parodies -> "Barry's Toes Smell Like Corn"

Original Song Title:

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Barry's Toes Smell Like Corn"

The Lyrics

Barry's toes lie there uncovered in the dead of the night
Although his toes lie close together
The stench escapes from inside
Was it something you ate or something you shit
Did your food not go down right
Though I tried not to smell you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say

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Barry's toes smell like corn
Just like Barry's wife likes her porn
Just like every cowgirl turns Barry on
Barry's toes smell like corn

I listen to the smart old dude talking on the radio
And he says that foot odor is a problem
That's easy to control
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever smelled like this
And I know that I'd be fine right now
If Barry's toes didn't smell like this, I guess

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Though it's been a while now
His feet still stink like maize
Like the fart you let out
The sound stops, but that stink, that stink remains

I know I could have passed out that night
If I didn't wear a cloth to my face
Instead of trying to leave the room
I got stuck in the stinky haze

Now he's finally moved out of the house
And now somebody else is enduring his stink
To hear that cramps me up inside
And to see him is a fart inside me, I guess

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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Before I vote... Barry who?

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