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Song Parodies -> "Dining Hall Slop"

Original Song Title:

"Unskinny Bop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Dining Hall Slop"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Old Dormitory song...
What's gotten you so hungry?
Why head to the grill?
Let's go for something cold and lumpy
And leave when we eat our fill, yeah

Every time I get food, it's not hot
Don't want to know what was in that pot
Make volcanoes all over the tray
I press down and PTOOSH! YAY!

Dining Hall Slop! Roast beef everyday
Dining Hall Slop Slop! Meal card to pay
Dining Hall Scrod Cod, Oh God! I threw mine away
Dining Hall Slop made a mess on my tray

The cheese smells kind of funny
I think something's growing on the bun
Now burgers aren't supposed to be crunchy
Looks like another night with the runs, yeah, yeah

Every time I get food, it's not hot
Don't want to know what was in that pot
Make volcanoes all over the tray
I press down and PTOOSH! YAY!

Dining Hall Slop! Roast beef everyday
Dining Hall Slop Slop! Meal card to pay
Dining Hall Scrod Cod, Oh God! I threw mine away
Dining Hall Slop made a mess on my tray

You're saying you love the tuna
But that ain't fish sittin on your tray
Now honey it'll go right through ya
We'll see who's poopin at the end of the day

Dining Hall Slop! Roast beef everyday
Dining Hall Slop Slop! Meal card to pay
Dining Hall Scrod Cod, Oh God! I threw mine away
Dining Hall Slop made a mess on my tray

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