I brought you Vaseline lotion so your skin wouldn't dry
But as I rubbed it on your ankles, I had to hold my lunch inside
Now I thought you were cute, my heart was afire!
As I gazed into your eyes.
But your feet smell like cat poo, so we're through!
But I guess that's why they say:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every rhino has to toot her own horn!
Every toe has it's corn! Yeah, it does.

I saw my baby's car break down, on the way to Dr. Shoal's
Heard the doctor say, "Life's a game of easy come and, easy tow"
Then he made fun, of your bunion, and he laughed about your cyst.
But you know I would have kept you 'round if I , could have kept from
looking down! I guess:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every rhino has to toot her own horn!
Every toe has it's corn!

Warts and in-grown toenails...they must cause you so much pain!
Like a blister that's popped, yeah, the wound heals, but the skin, that skin
remains!

You know I would have sold our soles that night for some...Tinactin spray
Instead of making love, I just...made you go away
And now I...hear you think I'm mean and crude
And that I'm just another callous dude
But it just tore me up inside, when I saw those feet all...cracked and
dried! I guess:

E-E-E-very toe has it's corn!
Just like every beer has it's foam!
Just like every plantar, has to grow her own wart!
Every toe has it's corn!