-> "Lousy Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Easy Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Lousy Lover"
The Lyrics
Lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control
I’m the kind of guy they dream of
Guy to time an egg with
Don’t get no respe-ect
I’ll never get it
She likes it in the back seat
Long as I am driving
Get no respe-ect
Oh, I’m a defect
A girl called to ask me “Come over, come over”
“There’s nobody home here, and I’m ready!”
I went right away
No one was home!
I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control
Tell ya, came home to my wife once
Saw a naked jogger
I said “What’s the deal, Bud?”
“Keeping it real, Bud?”
“No, I was with a girly”
“But you came home early”
Don’t get no respe-ect
Oh, no respec-e-ect
My mom didn’t feed me, breast feed me, feed me
Just liked me as a friend, oh this is what she told me
I get sex like steak
Ever so rare......
I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control
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