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Song Parodies -> "Lousy Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Easy Lover"

Original Performer:

Phil collins/ Phillip Bailey

Parody Song Title:

"Lousy Lover"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I noticed Rodney Dangerfield and I have the same initials...........and similar luck
Lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control

I’m the kind of guy they dream of
Guy to time an egg with
Don’t get no respe-ect
I’ll never get it
She likes it in the back seat
Long as I am driving
Get no respe-ect
Oh, I’m a defect

A girl called to ask me “Come over, come over”
“There’s nobody home here, and I’m ready!”
I went right away
No one was home!

I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control

Tell ya, came home to my wife once
Saw a naked jogger
I said “What’s the deal, Bud?”
“Keeping it real, Bud?”
“No, I was with a girly”
“But you came home early”
Don’t get no respe-ect
Oh, no respec-e-ect

My mom didn’t feed me, breast feed me, feed me
Just liked me as a friend, oh this is what she told me
I get sex like steak
Ever so rare......

I’m a lousy lover--I caught a peeping tom boo-ing me
Ask my mother--Had morning sickness AFTER I was born
I’m a lousy lover--”I got a headache” say the hookers
Just ask my father--a poster boy boy for birth control




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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Not a "lousy" parody!! LOL!!! 5's
Phil Alexander - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Good to see you back around, Rick :-) Hoping this isn't autobiographical...
McKludge - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
"I tell ya, I grew up dirt poor. If I wasn't born a boy, I'd of had nothing to play with."

I love Rodney Dangerfield's humor. And this was a good homage to it.
Rick D - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
My proofreading gets worse as I get older. I noticed "boy" twice. I noticed "boy" twice.
Dreaded Mom - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - Thanks Rick for channeling Rodney. Inspired!
Johnny D - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Highlander.
Rick D - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Johnny! Good to hear from you

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