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Song Parodies -> "She's A Sleazy Gov'nor (The Granholm Rhapsody)"

Original Song Title:

"Easy Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Sleazy Gov'nor (The Granholm Rhapsody)"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about America's most sleazy governor, Jennifer Granholm. The state of Michigan has the highest unemployment, the highest foreclosure rates, the highest crime rates, and the worst economy of all fifty states. It should come as no surprise that it has been run completely by liberal Democrats! Keep up the good work, Ms. Granholm! Keep on raising everyones taxes and see how long people will tolerate liberalism, otherwise known as insanity!
Sleazy Gov'nor
She'll take your money, better believe it!
She's like no other
Yeah, that woman is a sleaze
She's a sleazy gov'nor
She'll take your money, she will steal it
She's a sleazy gov'nor
And I'm just trying to make you see

She's the kind of bitch Dems dream of
Dream of keeping hold of
Better forget it!
We all know she's unfit
She will lie and mislead you
Trust her and you'll be screwed
Do you really get it?
Support her, you'll regret it!

No, they'll never change her
They know they're wrong, but they won't admit it, admit it
Vote her out quick, she's deceivin', thievin'!
That's the only way
She'll ever go - oh - oh - oh

Sleazy Gov'nor
She'll raise taxes, better believe it!
She's an evil step-mother
All that money she will seize
She's a sleazy gov'nor
She'll pickpocket, but you won't feel it
She's a sleazy gov'nor
And she'll send your job overseas

Dems are the only ones who want to keep her,
Hold her, and extol her

Don't you forget it
Oh, they'll regret it!
For she's their sleazy gov'nor
Another tree-hugger
Don't you forget it
Oh, they'll regret it!

No, they'll never change her
They know they're wrong, but won't admit it, admit it
Vote her out quick
Before it's too late
She's gotta go oh - oh - oh

No, they'll never change her
They know they're wrong, but won't admit it, admit it
Hurry, before it's too late
She's got to go oh - oh - oh

She's a sleazy gov'nor (Sleazy Gov'nor)
She's got a stronghold, better believe it (better believe it)
(She's) an evil step-mother
Better find another nominee
She's a sleazy gov'nor
She'll pickpocket, but you don't see it
She's a sleazy gov'nor
And I'm just trying to make you see (make you see)




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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 13

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Andria - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
PI, I bet you already knew what I was going to say, but I'll say it anyway: Your parody isn't well-paced, isn't funny and is laced with controversial subject manner. For your efforts, I'll have to give you 1s, and I have read Dr Music, Jay Jianoran and Poomaster parodies that I've enjoyed more.
Rick D - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, but she's hot, so who cares?
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
The nation's sleaziest Governor? Oh puh-lease. Can I think of a sleazier one? You betcha! She's far better than that Limbaugh clone who preceded her, John Engler! (Not only was he a right-wing fanatic, but he was a blimp, too.)
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria- Thanks for the ones, it tells me that I've still got it! By the way, I wasn't trying to be funny, Andria, dear. I was just trying to make a point, Jennifer Granholm is a sleaze!!! Michael P., you must be embarassed by your faux pas. Limbaugh was never a governor! And finally, Pachael Micholek, thanks for agreeing with my viewpoints about governor Granholm. You also made a good point about Corzine being a sleaze as well. New Jersey also has the highest crime rates in America, particularly in Camden, N.J. (That's probably Michael P's hometown, lol!)
Rafeal De La Ghetto - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
What Andria said, I gotta say that I was not too pleased with this. I've seen toilet-humoured parodies that are more appealing than this (and I've maybe commented on one or two of them, but just voted on the others). I was hoping that this parody would be about Parah Salin, but unfortunatley I know you too well. Since the 0's don't appear on the ballot, I had to settle for uno's. Have a nice day

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