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Song Parodies -> "Against All Gods"

Original Song Title:

"Against All Odds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Against All Gods"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Hubris, I just love your cocky way!
And how you cleave gods with disgrace!
When I stand here shaking with laughter, ya-hoo, woo!
I'm the only one who really matters at all

Hubris, you just rock the deities,
By calling them all just fools and dweebs!
And we've shared some laughter
And it's plain
We've even shared some sneers
You're the only one who really makes sense at all

So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace

Ooh, take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
'Cause my own philosophy
Is against all gods
And that's proudly what I'll say

I wish I could just make them gods bow down
Bow on down and worship me!
But they don't exist, though if they did,
They'd sure be pissed at me!
They're all phony ones, they're fantasies full of fraud

So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace

Now take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
I'm the only "god"
With balls to speak true
See the hubris in my[SUDDEN FLASH OF DIVINE THUNDERBOLT]AAAAGGGHH!!!

[GOD SINGS:]

Take a good look at you now
Well, there's just an empty space
So now come on back to Me
You poor mortal slob
For a spanking that ain't fake

Take a look at ME now...

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but good (GOD?) stuff. I didn't see the twist coming, though this was gonna be in the atheist genre all way through.
Rick D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
God must be vacationing in Florida.
John Barry - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
If he were able, Dubya ought to read this one. Nice twist.
Adagio - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Grr...you saved yourself on the last verse.
Claude Prez - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives just for making Pat growl
Adagio - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Since you like it so much, here's a snarl for you, Claude. :)
Johnny D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, Rick, John, Pat, and Claude.
Phil Collins (Lionel) - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Did I do that?
Lionel Mertens - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Jonny D, I would like to hear a parody of "Everyday People" Suggested title: "Parody People" Talk about the diversity of people that do parodies I think it would be very theraputic
Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, JD: I was half expecting it to turn into a "bugger it! Missed!" joke ;-) Still, after inviting it for eighting months or so, I'm still unsmitten: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/americanbreed1.shtml
Johnny D - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Lionel and Philbo. ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D: Don't you mean "vacationing FROM florida" as in has taken his hand away from... :-)

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