Song Parodies -> Against All Gods
| Original Song Title: | "Against All Odds" |
| Original Performer: | Phil Collins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Against All Gods" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Hubris, I just love your cocky way!
And how you cleave gods with disgrace!
When I stand here shaking with laughter, ya-hoo, woo!
I'm the only one who really matters at all
Hubris, you just rock the deities,
By calling them all just fools and dweebs!
And we've shared some laughter
And it's plain
We've even shared some sneers
You're the only one who really makes sense at all
So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace
Ooh, take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
'Cause my own philosophy
Is against all gods
And that's proudly what I'll say
I wish I could just make them gods bow down
Bow on down and worship me!
But they don't exist, though if they did,
They'd sure be pissed at me!
They're all phony ones, they're fantasies full of fraud
So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace
Now take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
I'm the only "god"
With balls to speak true
See the hubris in my[SUDDEN FLASH OF DIVINE THUNDERBOLT]AAAAGGGHH!!!
[GOD SINGS:]
Take a good look at you now
Well, there's just an empty space
So now come on back to Me
You poor mortal slob
For a spanking that ain't fake
Take a look at ME now...
And how you cleave gods with disgrace!
When I stand here shaking with laughter, ya-hoo, woo!
I'm the only one who really matters at all
Hubris, you just rock the deities,
By calling them all just fools and dweebs!
And we've shared some laughter
And it's plain
We've even shared some sneers
You're the only one who really makes sense at all
So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace
Ooh, take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
'Cause my own philosophy
Is against all gods
And that's proudly what I'll say
I wish I could just make them gods bow down
Bow on down and worship me!
But they don't exist, though if they did,
They'd sure be pissed at me!
They're all phony ones, they're fantasies full of fraud
So take a look at gods now
Oh they're all just empty space
And there's nothing left there
That's divine, see?
Just the fantasy of grace
Now take a look at me now
Well there's a smile on my face
I'm the only "god"
With balls to speak true
See the hubris in my[SUDDEN FLASH OF DIVINE THUNDERBOLT]AAAAGGGHH!!!
[GOD SINGS:]
Take a good look at you now
Well, there's just an empty space
So now come on back to Me
You poor mortal slob
For a spanking that ain't fake
Take a look at ME now...
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DKTOS but good (GOD?) stuff. I didn't see the twist coming, though this was gonna be in the atheist genre all way through.
God must be vacationing in Florida.
If he were able, Dubya ought to read this one. Nice twist.
Grr...you saved yourself on the last verse.
Fives just for making Pat growl
Since you like it so much, here's a snarl for you, Claude. :)
Thanks Peter, Rick, John, Pat, and Claude.
Did I do that?
Dear Jonny D, I would like to hear a parody of "Everyday People" Suggested title: "Parody People" Talk about the diversity of people that do parodies I think it would be very theraputic
Nice one, JD: I was half expecting it to turn into a "bugger it! Missed!" joke ;-) Still, after inviting it for eighting months or so, I'm still unsmitten: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/americanbreed1.shtml
Thank you, Lionel and Philbo. ;-)
Rick D: Don't you mean "vacationing FROM florida" as in has taken his hand away from... :-)
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