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Song Parodies -> "Say, Say, Say (HAPPY B-DAY ASHKICKSASS!)"

Original Song Title:

"Say, Say, Say"

Parody Song Title:

"Say, Say, Say (HAPPY B-DAY ASHKICKSASS!)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Today is Ashkicksass' Birthday...HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite partner in crime!! I just really wish I knew what to get her!
Say say say
What you want
'Cause I don't know
Just what to get you
Rake rake rake
For the weeds?
A nice ladle
For when you make stew?

Want a phone?
Oh, or a Princess throne?
Made just for you--baby
Wagoneer
Though they are hard to steer
I'd get it for you, dear
And I ain't lyin'
Oo oo oo oo oo

You know know know
What you want
A new lawn gnome
For your front yard?
Clue, Clue, Clue?
We could play
'Cause we know
That Chess is too hard

A new canoe?
Or lessons in Kung Fu?
Thinking of ya--baby
Camping gear?
Perhaps a new career?
Sexy Brigadier?
Hey, I'm just tryin'
Oo oo oo oo oo

You shouldn't really worry
I will grant your wish this year
You say you want a potter's wheel?
Keep spinnin' that vase, your clay is dryin'

Who, who, who
Killed JFK?
I'll pinpoint the one
If it would please you
I'd pay, pay, pay
For a sleigh
Along with dogs
Girl, to guide you

To Xanadu,
Arrange a trip for you
Or Winnie the Pooh--maybe?
Clipping shears?
Tapes of "The Wonder Years?"
Or "Mister Belvedere?"
For praise I'm vying
Oo oo oo oo oo

Say say say...

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Cookie-man - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What a wonderful birthday tribute!!! Excellent work! Oh and happy birthday AKA! :)
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What The Cookie-man said, YES!
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
How about this FABulous parody? This is AWESOME!! I loved Clue, Clue, Clue? We could play 'Cause we know That Chess is too hard," mostly because it's true. At least in my case. Thank you SO MUCH!!!!
karen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll join in the dittoes of Cookie-man's comment
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I have ZERO understanding of chess. I have tried to "get" it...but to no avail. But give me a Mrs. Peacock game piece, and I am an ASS kicker!! =) Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
Mistress Leola - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha, ha, ha! Zat vantastick! I laff so hard I pop ze strings on my bustier and my boobies pops out!
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
WILL THIS BIRTHDAY MADNESS NEVER END??? :-) Only joshing...totally perfect tribute, Miss Elf. Ash...if you want a birthday stripper, ya know who to call...:-) 555
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Mistress Leola?
Serafina - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a fantastic parody, Arwen...you know how much I enjoy your parodies. And another nice tribute to Ashicksass. This must be the fourth "birthday" parody I've read today...she must be really popular on this site. ;) I will have a milestone birthday this July (my 30th!), so that's something to look forward to. :)
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
greater love hath no woman than that she would solve the riddle of JFK's demise for her - you are truly a special friend Arwen - 555
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What do you give the girl who has everything? Fives. And I don't mean the bills, though she'd probably like that too.
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mistress...I have to say...I've been there. I feel your pain...not to mention that uncomfortably cool breeze...

Kristof...thanks, mister! Make sure I'm on the guest list if she takes you up on the offer...; )

Ash...LOL!

Serafina...Ash got the truckload of adoration simply because she lives up to her name...=) Thanks for stopping by!

Stuart...LOL!!! I'd like to print that out and frame it. FINALLY someone mentions the JFK line...=)

Michael...oh so sweet! Thanks for stopping by. (And I do accept five dollar bills...in case anyone was wondering...=)...)
Michael Pacholek - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I meant Ash... it was HER birthday, wasn't it? Fercryinoutloud, your Diesel fetish has not only clouded your judgment, it's made you greedy.
Arwen - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well...sheesh. Um. I have nothing. We are in a fight now.
Stuart McArthur - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thank God - it's too early in the morning for me to cope with two stinging rebukes

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