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Song Parodies -> "Bug-Filled Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Tug of War"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Bug-Filled Whore"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

She's a bug-filled whore
Got assorted nasty cooties
She's a bug-filled whore
You expect to score
But with all those nasty cooties
You'll be getting far more than booty
From that bug-filled whore

With a filthy girl--With a filthy girl you could
Wind up seeing a doctor
With your fly unfurled
Don't be kinda dumb
Don't be kinda dumb you could be
Flogging all your meat
With forefingers and thumb

It's a drug-filled whore
Though you know you mustn't do her
It's a hug-filled whore
But you're gonna blow
When you do you'll just want to screw her
Even though she is quite a sewer
And a drug-filled whore

Pushers, pushers, pillin' pillin' --Pushers and pillin'

In days to come you many recover
But the joy of dick can sure make you sick and loll about
And you'll have yourself to blame
Have yourself to blame
Yes, you'll have a heavy shame
Heavy shame, you'll see

With a dirty girl--With a dirty girl you could
Wind up seeing a doctor
With your fly unfurled
Don't be kinda dumb
Don't be kinda dumb you could be
Flogging all your meat
With forefingers and thumb

You could be pantsin' to the beat
With forefingers and thumb
You could be pantsin' to the beat
With forefingers and thumb
She's a bug-filled whore
Got assorted nasty cooties
She's a bug-filled whore

You expect to score
But with all those nasty cooties
You'll be getting far more than booty
From that bug-filled whore

Pushers, pushers, pillin' pillin'--Pushers and pillin'

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Phil Alexander - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll trust you on this one... I seem to keep asking you this question: does Mari know about the company you keep, Rick?
Rick C - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! :-)
Patrick Yoness - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Nasty, disgusting, absolutely debauched. I loved it!
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is so waaaaayyyy beneath you Rick---that's why I love it! 3 doses of penicillin (5mms per) for you.

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