There is a pain inside my gut
I ate at KFC
Now I’m feelin’
Now I’m feelin’ so bad

And if I heave, will this pain go?
That lunch won‘t let me be
Hurl that menu
Hurl that menu it’s bad

Well it looks so good
But then it feels so bad
This is worse than anything
I’ve ever had

Now there’s a stain, but my head’s clear
Hope I don’t smear the thing
Now I’m hungry
Yes I’m hungry and mad

And she said, can I help you?
Can I help you --EGAD!

Girl, you sure can
You can feed your poor dad

Well it looks so good
But then it feels so bad
This is worse than anything
I’ve ever had

There was a pain, but now there’s beer
And I don’t feel a thing
Bud, I love you
Bud I love you so BUUURRRP!

And she said
That’s disgusting
That’s disgusting and sad