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Song Parodies -> "(Simon Cowell is a) Cold Hearted snake"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hearted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"(Simon Cowell is a) Cold Hearted snake"

Parody Written by:

Alpha

The Lyrics

This is not made toinsult Simon in anyway.
How come how come he can he can tell-a tell-a-you're-a-lousy-singer-without-a-doubt.
(He's one cold snake)
When-a when-a he is he is just like a bit of poison
Like a little snake under-a e-ver-y-a rock
(Not nice, all mean)
You've been you've been workin' workin' on the on the song.
And he's been only pretending to like you all the while.
(One smooth sharp tongue)
Take a take another 'nother look into his eyes
(He's just rude)
And you will on-ly see a rep-tile

Simon Cowell is a snake
Look into his eyes
Oh no
You'll be critisised
He's a charming guy at play
He always plays by the rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

You're the one trying to impress him
with your lovely singing
But then he shakes his head and tells you that he hates your voice.
You're the one to sacrifice
Anything to please him
Do you really think he would like your singing even if you tried?

Simon Cowell is a snake.
Look into his eyes
Oh no.
You'll be critisised.
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

It was only late last night
You were out there singing
And he had the nerve to mark you out of 10.
He's vile and dispicable
He's always very mean.
When it comes to singing what does he think of yours?

Simon Cowell is a snake.
Look into his eyes
Oh no.
You'll be critisised.
He's a charming guy at play.
He always plays by rules.
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

You could find somebody better girl
He could only make you cry
You deserve somebody better girl
He's c-cold as ice

Simon Cowell is a snake.
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
You'll be critisised.
He's a charming guy at play.
He always plays by rules.
Oh oh oh --Girl don't play the fool--no

Simon Cowell is a snake
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
You'll be critisied.
He's a charming boy at play.
He always plays by rules.
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--{Repeat To Fade}

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Alpha - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
come on give me some feedback!
Ana - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it a lot even though I don't agree Simon is mean to American Idol wannabes all the time. Cute idea, though.
Simone - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I WUV SIMON! He's a real badass and that's what makes him popular.
Nathan Forester - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic, i have a soft spot for reptiles.
mike - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
me 2

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