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Song Parodies -> "Cruel Hearted"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hearted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"Cruel Hearted"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is about the punk-rocking duck that is seen in the Bubble Yum commercials back in the late 90's.
He's a cruel-hearted drake
With a Bubble Yum
Oh oh oh
He's been chewing gum
He's a mallard punk at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
He won't play the fool,though

You're the one,Bubble Yum duck,even though you're stupid
But you turn your back,no backing off but chewin' up the gum
You should never sacrifice,anybody hates you
Do you really think it's cool to be crude? Come get some!

He's a cruel-hearted drake
With a Bubble Yum
Oh oh oh
He's been chewing gum
He's a mallard punk at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
He won't play the fool,though

It was almost late last night,he was out there sneakin'
Then he quacked you up to check that you were ready to chew gum
Bubble yum's a chewing gum the duck is chewing
When it comes to bubble gum chewing,so be afraid

He's a cruel-hearted drake
With a Bubble Yum
Oh oh oh
He's been chewing gum
He's a mallard punk at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
He won't play the fool,though

You can chew Bubble Yum bubble gum
It will sometimes keep you crude
You deserve Bubble Yum bubble gum
So c-cool but rude

He's a cruel-hearted drake
With a Bubble Yum
Oh oh oh
He's been chewing gum
He's a mallard punk at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
He won't play the fool,though

He's a cruel-hearted drake
With a Bubble Yum
Oh oh oh
He's been chewing gum
He's a mallard punk at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh oh
He won't play the fool (repeat to fade)

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Well... - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You are one strange dude.
WereSimoness - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
you should do one about Simon Cowell or Paul Elis.
jennifer - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
this song really sucked it made no sence sorry

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