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Song Parodies -> "2008 Pep Boys Auto 500 Recap Song"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Your Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"2008 Pep Boys Auto 500 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Jimmie
You gotta remember
Your On The Pole
Your On The Pole...Your On The Pole
(You know I am)

Jimmie Johnson
He Flew The Green Flag
Cuz I can tell that somethin'
Elliott and Hornish Jr.
(Got Wrecked)

Is not the rumor
Hornish bumped the left-rear
of Awesome Bill
(from Dawsonsville)

Jimmie Johnson gets the green back underway
They're goin' around
(All of my cars are racin')
Carl Edwards dive beneath Jimmie Johnson
And Dale Earnhardt Jr is up to fifth

Scott Riggs cuts a right front tire
got into the Turn 3 Wall
Contact with Elliott Sadler
Just remember, It's A Yellow Flag

Carl could promise Atlanta
You gotta remember
He Wants Backflip Number 7

RCR Teammates
Kevin Harvick and Jeff Burton
Are Running Seventeenth and Eighteenth
Respectively
(Respectively)

So if Kenseth were to come along
And try to make Carl 2nd
(But Kenseth went to pit)

Dale Junior is in the lead
I'm tellin' you why
(Concrete Carl gets the lead back)

On Lap 110 there is Debris in Turn #2
And Leaders put pit road above
Matt Kenseth takes the lead after winning pit road
Even if Carl Edwards Takes The Lead

Just remember He Backflip Number 7
He could promise Atlanta
You gotta remember
Backflip Number 7

He Wants to win it
Just remember Backflip Number 7
He could promise Atlanta
You gotta remember
Backflip Number 7

Greg Biffle, Jeff Burton
Jimmie Johnston and Tony Stewart
run in a cluster
From Positions Fifteen to Eighteen

(Tell me) Michael Waltrip is on pit road
Then a lot of drivers including
Dale Junior, Denny Hamlin
Jeff Gordon, Amazin' David Ragan

Listen as I tell it to America
You gotta remember baby remember
You gotta remember
Backflip Number 7

Debris on the Backstretch (on Lap 253)
Waltrip Spun (Lap 288)
A Big Multi-Crash (On Turn 3)
J-Burton, Montoya, Sorenson
Joe Nemechek
On Lap 312...
Debris on the Track.

Then The White Flag Flew
Carl Takes the lead but Jimmie is in 2nd
But the Checkered Flag Flew
And Carl Won!
And got Backflip Number 7

Backflip Number 7

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