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Song Parodies -> "Wake Up!"

Original Song Title:

"Straight Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Abdul

Parody Song Title:

"Wake Up!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(This one actually was a lot harder than I thought it would be, and a side note I actually like this song so the topic has nothing to do with what I think about the song. It doesn't put me to sleep or anything...)
Still fast asleep
Shoulda been at work hours ago
Don’t let me lay, splash cold water on me
Please, Don’t let me get fired (Fired) from Texaco
I’ve slept in before
But it’s been too long I’m sleeping until way past four
And I only work a nine to five!

Wake Up! Too sleepy!
I don’t want to stay in bed till dinner
(Oh, oh, oh)
Won’t you come and help wake me up!

Wake Up! Now snoring!
In the Genius book I’ll be a winner
(Oh, oh, oh)
For having a nap this long

Clocks won’t fulfill
Cause I’m still asleep (Cause I’m still asleep) in my drool
It keeps on buzzing loud, and though it’s quite shrill
I’m sleeping through it (I’m sleeping through it) like a fool
Downstairs neighbors roar
Turn off that alarm clock you “Goddamn stinkin whore!”
“It’s been going on for sixteen hours, geeze!”

Wake Up! Still sleepy!
It’s been a day and still I slumber
(Oh, oh, oh)
When will my rest finally be done?

Wake Up! Sleep talking!
About some strange robotic hookers
(Oh, oh, oh)
My roommate thinks I’m a nut

Maybe I need caffeine
Been asleep for weeks
Is this hibernation?
Wait a second I’m no bear
Now I’m really scared!
(Oh no, no, no, Oh no, no, no, no)

Will, will you wake me?
(Will, will you wake me? Roomie!)
Still, still here dreaming!
(Still, still here dreaming! This is creepy!)
Hear, hear me snoring!
(Hear, hear me snoring! Wake Me!)
In bed still!!!
Still, still am sleeping!
Still, still am sleeping!
It’s scary! Wake Me!

I’ve missed school for months
And what I’m really craving right now is lunch
How am I still alive without having a drink?
Why I’m comatose is such a mystery… Look!
I’m not one to make demands
But you could you come and please slap me with your hand
It’s the only way I’m going to wake up, geeze!!!
(Sleep, sleep, Deep Sleep!)

Wake Up! Please sleepy! (Sleepy)
Wake Up! Still dreaming! (Dreaming)
Wake Up! Still snoring! (Snoring)
Wake Up! Sleep walking!
Wake Up! It’s creepy!

Wake Up! I’m sleeping
Why is getting up such an endeavor?
(Oh, oh, oh)
And can’t this nap of mine be done!?!

Wake Up! I’m yawning!
Sleeping Beauty had some Prince to come and save her
(Oh, oh, oh)
But I think mine just may be lost

Damn Narcolepsy!
What I really right now is to have a Night Terror
(Oh, oh, oh)
Maybe that will come help wake me up

A year spent sleeping!
If I wake up I’m going back to bed in… Never!
(Oh, oh, oh)
Insomniac by choice I’ve become!

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MIKE - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I think 2010 is almost over 4 now

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