My stench is like a tidal reef
Smellin’ worse than my “head”
Gaggin’ you with my dutch ovens
While we lie in bed

Ate the right kind of dinner to release my inner gas-ities
Oh, those beans were a winner and you what cabbage does to me

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no

A match has set my ass on fire
Burning outta my hole
Could rename me Richard Pryor
From the opposite pole

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Dog waker, fartmaker!