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Song Parodies -> "Fartmaker"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Fartmaker"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

My stench is like a tidal reef
Smellin’ worse than my “head”
Gaggin’ you with my dutch ovens
While we lie in bed

Ate the right kind of dinner to release my inner gas-ities
Oh, those beans were a winner and you what cabbage does to me

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no

A match has set my ass on fire
Burning outta my hole
Could rename me Richard Pryor
From the opposite pole

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Earth shaker in a crowd they say no,no,no

I’m a fartmaker, wind breaker
Sheet shaker, there’s a cloud that follows me
I’m a fartmaker, nose breaker
Dog waker, fartmaker!





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The Stinker - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This was absolutely brilliant. Best parody here in quite a while!
John Barry - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Sung in the key of A flat-ulence.
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Never have understood the hate for gas humor, I mean--it's always funny, yet another good parody target Mr Duncan, 5s
Timmy1000 - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Agree with Dave - like the lowbrow stuff - 555
2Eagle - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Dog waker? I remember how that would make the cats run out of the room. Great lyrics.
UnKnownVo - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
> > > Sheet shaker ? ? . . . this is just crazy ! !
Christie Marie M - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This is one "windbreaker" of a song! 5's!
MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
lol... love it
Ann Hammmond - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
So it's you I'm smelling
Rotten Tomato - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
What a gas!
The Fartmaker - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I Am Fartacus!
Claude Prez - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there. Great chorus! Loved the "dog waker" line especially. And actually, we haven't had much snow out here. Yet. But yeah, this one's damn near perfect, I think.
mike - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
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