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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Way (The Fart Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Way (The Fart Song)"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

I have been thinking of writing a fart related parody of Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train for quite sometime. I finally got around to it on 12/13/10. And I also have a recording of it on my soundclick page.
Oh my GOD! Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa

(inhale deeply) Eeeeeew Gross!!!!!

Gaseous, but that's how it goes
Eatin' millions of beans and
I'm bout to explode
Maybe, it's not too late
I'll take some more beano, and then I will pray
Fava beans, still realin'
Broccoli cheese Souffle'
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way

Oh no!

I'm smellin' some methane
I'm smellin' some poop
I let some of them slip out
And I cleared the whole room
Will someone condition, the room with cologne?
Because I still smell it, I have no control
Gaseous clouds, still stinkin'
It's drivin' me insane
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way

I know it smells like something's died in me
I need to go to the bathrooom

The air is all methane
That's what it's become
Infecting my senses, I'm nasally numb
Crazy, it just isn't fair
I'm livin with something, that's foul in the air
Gaseous clouds still creepin'
And Taco Bells to blame
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way
Their blowin' out my ass in a crazy way
Will someone please pull my finger?

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Rod - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd like to be first to say this stinks. But 5s for the chuckles! Anyone up for suggesting some inappropriate (or appropriate, depending on your view) venues for such such self-expression? I'll start with "memorial eulogy", during a long listing of the deceased's accomplishments.
Professor Incubus - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I hope these lyrics get a 555, but I must say that it smells like a 666. lol

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