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Song Parodies -> "Hazy Brain"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Hazy Brain"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Stop the ride, I wanna get off.....

Man, I'm booooored, ha ha ha ha
Aye!

Lazy, from head to my toes
Millions of brain cells laying so low
Maybe, it's just my fate
To not rise above
And relax in this state
Mental troops not moving
Striving not: remains
I'm not afraid to fail, got a lazy brain
I think it's time to bail with my hazy brain

I've littered the bleachers
I've glistened in pools
I'm not quite a dropout
But I know the rules
Just have one condition: be cool, in control
I don't need to sweat it, 'cause I have no goals

Mental tunes appealing
Who's the one who's lame?
I think it's time to bail with my hazy brain
I'm not afraid to fail, got a lazy brain

I know that things are going won-der-f'lly
Don't you be dissin' all my words
Yeah-eah-yeaaaaaaah

Scares of the whole world
That's what it's become
We see many problems, and our brains succumb
Crazy, we're globally scared
In dealing with some things, we're just not prepared

Mental stress we're feeling
Who can stop the pain
The world's become quite frail, it's a crazy drain
I'm jumping off the rails, gotta save my brain

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Mark Scotti - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Boy, does that nail the current state of things. I know my brain's been mush lately. Hopefully, this new 555 pill sets us all right again!!!
TJC - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Fitting anthem for the anathema of our times...
AFW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Not a no-brainer...fits the times
Leo Keough - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I flew to Detroit Metro and back this past weekend...fortunately my brain is so hazy, I didn't freak out over the latest scare...555!!!
Andria - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good, as usual! :-)
BR>Agreed with all above, and this world, particularly here in the US, is definitely a mixed-up, contradicting place, and it can be confusing, frustrating and irritating. 5s.
BR>
blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark: Hm, thought I commented on this already, shows where my brain is. Thanks for the pills!

TJC: Thanks. If the anthem fits, write it!

AFW: Thanks, I feel like a scarecrow at times.

Leo: Thanks, glad your trip went OK.

Andria: Thanks, I've felt all of those things you mentioned.....in the last 10 minutes. ;-)
Christie Marie M - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
That should be my theme song due to the fact that I'm always absentminded! Brainwashing you with 555's!!
blackjack21 - January 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie, Einstein was a genius but he was absent-minded as well.

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