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Song Parodies -> "Frightening Gripes"

Original Song Title:

"Lightning Strikes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Frightening Gripes"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

Frightening Gripes

Won't you listen 'cos I'm farting again
Bright bombs stinking, on my ass there are depends
Array, blasts! fright’ning! weathered sonic booms from spice
fog asunder, split and splotch the pup tent

You know I take no Gas-X
My crack's tooting calls
You know you must be groaning
My farts stink up halls
Oh man I feel “bun thunder” spattering my Hanes

I won't stop poppin' all night, poppin' with might
A fill of baked beans strikes again
poppin' all night, rotten ole gripes
l let a bright beam strike again

Smell–O-rama, blasts right into your face
Butt’s shot a flurry, you’ll just smell rotten air, yikes!
Refried beans gripe before I rear the thunder snores
Rear’s bemoaning the chicken from last night

(my) Bombs aren’t appetizing
Fried ham, baked bean slam
Bare assed, the gas is rising
I don't give a damn
Uphill, I freep a thunder toiling in my Hanes

I won't stop poppin' all night, poppin' with might
A fill of baked beans strikes again
poppin' all night, rotten ole gripes
l let a bright beam strike again

Oh no, mine arse it glows
Thar she blows, it's moaning rotten notes!

The stinks I light are crashing
As all turns to mold
In my bed horse farts reaming
And I'm being bold
If you will only listen, you will hear them too


I won't stop poppin' all night, poppin' with might
A fill of baked beans strikes again
poppin' all night, rotten ole gripes
l let a bright beam strike again


You eat rocky road, right?, rocky road, right?
A fill of baked beans strikes again
You eat rocky road, alright, rocky road, alright!
I smell the griping strike again!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I think I hit the poo jackpot today. That's what I give thanks for.
Andria - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Harry, and I'm glad to see you writing again. I enjoy well-written poo parodies, and 5s to you.
Christie Marie M - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Harry! Nice to see you write another fart parody! I could imagine The Oz (which is what I like to call Ozzy sometimes), performing your parody with fart sounds added in the background music! This parody reeks of great, unanimous 555's!!! Must be those stewed prunes, no?
Andy Primus - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like 555 squirts of air freshener are needed. PS I saw your Budgie parody recently (great band when Bourge was on guitar - only 2 parodies by them on the site)
AFW - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Classy gassy
harry - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks, 2Eagle, Andria: I sure do miss this site. It's fun to be back. Christie: not prunes, but maybe oatmeal and sharp cheddar lol :-);Andy : thanks...love the band, though it's hard to find their CDs... I heard one of the original three left which is a bummer. Most know Breadfan from Metallica's cover.
Harry - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
and thanks to you, AFW.

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