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Song Parodies -> "Miracle Whip"

Original Song Title:

"Miracle Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Miracle Whip"

Parody Written by:

Danny Mew

The Lyrics

I'm looking for my Miracle Whip
The largest size
I'm looking for my Miracle Whip
Tastes good with my fries

Don't know where the hell I'll find it
Don't know what aisle it's in-n-n
Want to have it with my dinner
It'll make me grin-in-n-n

Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!

Today I saw my Miracle Whip
On aisle nine
The shelf was almost empty, man!
The last jar is mine!

So back home I am going
And straight to the ki-i-tchen
I'm gonna make my dinner
Spread it thick and not so thin-n-n!

Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip

A sandwich with potato chips
On whole wheat or rye
In my mouth and past my lips
I'm one satisfied guy

My bread is all encrusted
And my multi-grain is brown
It's what I have for dinner
Best meal in tow-ow-n-n!

Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!
Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise!

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JMasta - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Really good and funny LOL. I'll whip up some 555s for you
Christie Marie M - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I started to listen to this song and LOVED IT!! Sounds like a commercial for Miracle Whip! I never tried Miracle Whip with fries, but I would love to someday to see how it tastes. Spreading some 555's on your toast for your sandwich!

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