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Song Parodies -> "Thank God for the Bong (sung by Michael Phelps)"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God for the Bomb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God for the Bong (sung by Michael Phelps)"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

Say it ain't so, Mike.
Thank God for the Bong


Like hemp to a flame
Is this high gonna wane?
Time's seen unsold street confections
And inhaling of cocaine
If cannabis is making me devour more munchies

Then thank God for the bong
(3 times more),
Smoke ya, Smoke ya

Pot is just another drug
rolled up like bales of hay
Please take a big trip off its inhalation
And nobody wants to share
If pot's the only drug that keeps the peace

Then thank God for the bong
(three times more)
toke ya, toke ya

Monday is tommorow, Saturday
It's funny how I can fade away
The bong on my countertop
Has lit a thousand trips
As I near the final intake
Hash is the only friend I have

When my stash is obsolete
I'll have to get some on the street
But any talk about hash costing double
Is all said with bong in cheek
Until the time the pipe dreams are here now

I'll thank God for the bong
(3 times more)
smoke ya, smoke ya

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Harry - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
For those who are not familiar with the OS, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLYEy7yqysA
Harry - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This song is anti-war, for those who are unfamiliar with the song.

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