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Song Parodies -> "Haunted Train"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Haunted Train"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

Decathlon, my first for a long time.
Haunted, but nobody knows
Million's of victim's, of an unknown
The-ries, what could it be
That haunts train carr-ige
Car-rige Number Thirteen

The Children are screaming
No-one knows it's name
A ghostly-presenced beast on the Haunted Train

I've hunted down monsters
I've Hunted down ghouls
I've seen the disturbing
That hunts down the fools
But the black beast that haunts, car number thirteen
An unexplained horror, a beast that's unseen

Exorcists are screaming
Thought this was a game
Never play with the ghost of the Haunted Train

I hear the screams of those preceding me
I feel the urge to turn back now

Entering the car-rige
Will what I see maim
Is this my last visit to the haunted train.
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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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tomario - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
ghoulishly scary parody
Johnny D - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) SHARON !!! ;-)
Matthias - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
All Aboard!!! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
bobpiecheese - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 4) AAAAHHH!!! Attack of the awesomly good parody! MOMMY!!! Hehehe...well done, Josh!
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC4) Heavy, maaaan! Great stuff, Josh...sent shivers down my spine! 555
Jeff Reuben - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad...and great OS!
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec4) hey, nice flow, josh, and this sounds like a trailer for a Wes Craven film - 555
Arwen - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I watched Poseidon last night and decided that I can no longer travel by boat...not I've read this and I can't travel by train?? What's a girl to do? Terrifying, Josh...; ) Nice...

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