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Song Parodies -> "Gravy Train"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Gravy Train"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Gravy Train by Oxxy Oxturd

Gravy, but that's how it goes
millions of dollars, living like hoes
Baby it's never too late
to learn how to sell out and forget how to sing

Metal wounds no feelings
driving ATVs
I'm goin off the wheels of the gravy train
I'm going off the wheels on the gravy train

I've listened to Sharon, I've listened to fools
I've listened to DIO record Sabbath's Mob Rules
Shampoo and conditioner, to remote controls
the media smells bad like an asshole

Little farts still squeaking
Sharon's all to blame
I'm goin' off the rails on the gravy train
I'm goin' off the rails on the gravy train

I know my future's goin' down the bowl
You've gotta listen to my turds yeah,

Milking the cash cow, that's what we do,
Inheriting money, I'm comfortably num,
Gravy, but what do I care
I'm living with money that I don't wanna share

Metal wounds not healing
Driving ATVs
I'm going on the trails of the gravy train
I'm goin' off the pails of the gravy train

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha ha, a wonderful self-epitaph for the Ozzster? 555
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Has Ozzy sold out? Probably. But i still love the guy. 555

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