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Song Parodies -> "Klutzy Dame"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Klutzy Dame"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

"Watch Your Step!!!"
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Klutzy, A fact we all know
Love with Vin Diesel
Till then just shmo-o-oes
Maybe I'll get a date
Right now, worthless shlubs
I'll just have to wa-a-a-ait

Tripping wounds are healing
Later gain the same
This girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame
This girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame
"Look out!"

She's dated some freak nerds; She's dated some fools
As I watch her drop down tripped into the poo-oo-ool
One woman conditioned with steady control
Well, Arwen's not it she fell on shoe's so-o-o-ole

Tripping scabs are healing
Cute ones, and cute sprains
This girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame
This girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame

She
Knows back
Springs are ending
Bad for her

Because
She's missing
The pad boards
Youch!!!

(Falling Solo)

Pouting starts cold war Please hun, don't get glum
She's got dating troubles, plus she banged her thu-u-umb
Klutzy, Got chased by a bear
That's last time she's camping
She always despairs

Tripping wounds, done healing
"Oops", the Klutz regained
The girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame
The girl's walking fails she's a Klutzy Dame
Sorry Arwen...

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Stephen Harrington - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Good, 555. I would never have thought of this idea myself.
carol - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I do KTOS and this is witty and clever. Three 5's
Dee Range - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Great tribute from a great writer about a great writer. 555
Arwen - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmmm....

I was going to pretend to be pouty over this...since you've showcased all of my weaknesses...but I have to say that it made me giggle from beginning to end, Matthias...plus you made sure to call all of my scabs and sprains cute, so...no harm done, right? =)

She
Knows back
Springs are ending
Bad for her

That could have been my favorite stanza. I DO know that back springs will always end badly for me. Every time. And yet, I keep doing them. Or, as it may seem to the untrained eye, I keep running into glass doors and falling over chairs. Either way...; )
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
another fine tribute (how many is that now!!) to amIright's own ruling princess - nicely done matthias - 555
Rick C - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
A fine sendup, Matthias. 555
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
She said it was OK? Then it's OK. Don't trip over these fives, Matthias.
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute
Red Ant - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(K) A fine tribute to Arwen, Matt. Not sure how I missed this the first time around... great OS.
Agrimorfee - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC3) A worthy tribute...even works well as a stand-alone.
Guy - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-K) Alchohol and gravity do not mix. I have learned that the hard way, like I leared the difference between flammable and imflammable. but poor Awen, it's like being allergic to everything. Seems everything and Arwen do not mix. Nice tribute to a fine writer on amiright. It's great to be able to poke fun at ourselves here. When that professional respect applies as it does in this song it works beautifully., Well done Matt and Arwen, take out more insurance.
stuart mcarthur - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4K) not to mention all that unfortunate spider-smooshing and pants-staining - yet another great tribute to the princess of amiright
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABCK) "Well, Arwen's not it she fell on shoe's so-o-o-ole" . . .Seemed a little forced, other than that a spectacular to what has to be the best Ozzy Osbourne song of all time, and one of the best songs period. . .terrific choice of song, and your formatting here is better than any parody I've seen by you.
Cat - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Heh, I didn't even know this was a tribute! But she always deserves any praise (as faint as this may be), doesn't she? ;)
Mikey Squirrel - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
ABC- I've known a few woman like this, very funny stuff. And a well done tribute to our wonderful queen of klutz, Arwen. Good job, Matthias.

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