Song Parodies -> Back Pain
| Original Song Title: | "Crazy Train" |
| Original Performer: | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Back Pain" |
| Parody Written by: | Detroit357@aol.com |
Ozzys getting old so I figured I'd help him out with some new lyrics
Back pain, but that's how it goes
Millions of people are all taking Doans
Maybe it's not to late
To learn how to Stretch
And forget all that back pain
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched my spine
Twist up like a spool
I'm a person conditioned to take every pill
My RX sells it and I am still ill
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta Straighten out my Back
Laying on Cold Packs
That's what I've just done
I Can't feel anything I'm totally numb
Back Pain, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
Millions of people are all taking Doans
Maybe it's not to late
To learn how to Stretch
And forget all that back pain
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched my spine
Twist up like a spool
I'm a person conditioned to take every pill
My RX sells it and I am still ill
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta Straighten out my Back
Laying on Cold Packs
That's what I've just done
I Can't feel anything I'm totally numb
Back Pain, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair
My lower backs not healing
I've got to get on my way
I'm going off to the Doc to fix my back pain
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