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Song Parodies -> "There Is No Spoon"

Original Song Title:

"Bark At The Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"There Is No Spoon"

Parody Written by:

Braingoo

The Lyrics

Dreams dont make seance
Waking you up at night
white rabbits you are following
take you a lady wearing leather skin tight
then when she knows you are the one she's looking for
Listen in awe and you will say

there is no spoon
Ha ha ha ha ha...

Years spent in a battery
Your body has been made a slave
Now you have risen
The real world you have to save
You are the one the machines are looking for
Listen in awe and you will say

there is no spoon
Hey yeah, there is no spoon

They trained, and taught you all the rules of the game
And everything you knew is gone, gone
Your fast as hell - The chosen one
But you have returned to prove the machines wrong (so wrong)
Ooh, yeah baby

when twice by the cat goes
something has chaged and you can tell
You may find wall
when before a wall was never there
You are the one the machines are looking for
Listen in awe and you will say

there is no spoon
Hey yeah, there is no spoon
Hey yeah, there is no spoon
Oh Oh yeah, there is no spoon

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.7

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Not so funny, and typical newbie pacing (you've both added and retract syllables as you've seen fit) so I'm holding at 333. But kudos for taking on this underdone song.

BTW: I think I've seen your name before but if me or noone else have welcomed you and told you about the Amiright FAQ here's where you'll find it:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10012.0.html

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